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I haz a sadz. Not that I've had time to keep up with HNTP lately. Just a bummer that it didn't work out.

I do hope the recaps of the bigamy show and the lady-with-the-clown-car-vagina show find a home over here, 'cause it saves me from having to watch them.

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<i>only hire losers; they have no options</i>

I stand ready to serve!

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Dok, don't tell me you fell for the "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" bit.

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Sell them to me! Sell me your sideboob!

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I did that soo many times, too. Apparently this was your fault...?

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Well, sorry, Rebecca, this "job" thing I have kept me mostly on Wonkette, but there were some good stories over at HNTP and I'll miss it. Now what's this about Google Ads? Is Our Wonkette not beloved by the Google?

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it's still useful for telling SMOTI to #PAYTHEFUCKUP on his own piece of pig dung website

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That was my favorite part of HNTP! The best schadenfreude this side of the Mississippi.

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Sorry, 'trix. I tried to like it but eeeeeesh!! Colors...hurt....eyes....so bad.

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Alright guys, I put out a Benincasa trap at the Happy offices.

When she shows up to get her things, we'll have her.

Then we just tag her ear, and release her here at Wonkette.

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My (Unofficial) Reply

Ummm... I'll try. Check (I think) ANGERBEAR CHECK Check (See Below)

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[1] Some Pig

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You come to the Shypixel, you get results.

They might be good results, they might be bad results, but you get results.

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There you go with that CAPSLOCK thing again. Haven't we spoken privately about this?

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What kind of sandwich?

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Benincasa has her "This Tour Is So Gay" LBGT comedy tour coming up, too. Not sure how she had time to breathe, let alone edit a website and churn out books. And there was also her recent Vegas trip...so, yeah, busy as ballz.

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