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PsycWench's avatar

I'm interested in candidates for the groveling, cowardly sidekick Peter Pettigrew aka Wormtail. Anyone from Fox News could work.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

DOWN WITH WONKETTE! DOWN WITH OBAMA!

AND THERE ARE MANY MORE DOWNS WHERE THOSE CAME FROM!

fuflans's avatar

well i could certainly see her splitting her soul for immortality.

fuflans's avatar

that's the part i wanted to play.

damn helena bonham carter.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If she had only used some "chin-magick" on Levi that night in the tent, she'd still have her virginity (mostly)!

fuflans's avatar

why oh why did i click that?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

McCain's cheek has that weird lump, but his balls look even <i>weirder.</i>

fuflans's avatar

this is kinda off topic but last night i saw a gaggle of teens outside a theatre dressed in fairy wings.

i thought this was weird.

fuflans's avatar

i think we can safely conclude that baggers should leave film making to the liberals.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah baby..I do in fact have a magic wand.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And yet, Sarah is still undefeated in her mind.

Joshua Norton's avatar

I'd like to know what everyone was smoking and/or drinking when this clown car pile-up even remotely sounded like a money making proposition.