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Seems entirely appropriate that the audience quit halfway through.

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PsycWench's avatar

I'm interested in candidates for the groveling, cowardly sidekick Peter Pettigrew aka Wormtail. Anyone from Fox News could work.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

DOWN WITH WONKETTE! DOWN WITH OBAMA!

AND THERE ARE MANY MORE DOWNS WHERE THOSE CAME FROM!

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fuflans's avatar

well i could certainly see her splitting her soul for immortality.

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fuflans's avatar

that's the part i wanted to play.

damn helena bonham carter.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If she had only used some "chin-magick" on Levi that night in the tent, she'd still have her virginity (mostly)!

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fuflans's avatar

why oh why did i click that?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

McCain's cheek has that weird lump, but his balls look even <i>weirder.</i>

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fuflans's avatar

this is kinda off topic but last night i saw a gaggle of teens outside a theatre dressed in fairy wings.

i thought this was weird.

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fuflans's avatar

i think we can safely conclude that baggers should leave film making to the liberals.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah baby..I do in fact have a magic wand.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Awesome!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And yet, Sarah is still undefeated in her mind.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

I'd like to know what everyone was smoking and/or drinking when this clown car pile-up even remotely sounded like a money making proposition.

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