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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Hearts will be rent in twain. Unless, of course, you want to play the field. I mean, who am I to keep you locked in our virtual love nest? Who will make the beer runs while I'm at work?

Joseph Stans's avatar

Jaysus, Bannon looks like a pile of terminally dirty laundry waiting to be burned.

Joseph Stans's avatar

He is prepping for his lunch trip to e the gospel mission.

Bill Diaz's avatar

Dry roasted, unsalted rat dicks are better for you.

Have a great day!

Zannah Merrill's avatar

Call them anyway, please. Better yet, send them letters. It does make a difference. They know for everyone who calls or writes letters, more feel the same way and aren't saying it. You vote. Say so when you call and write.

WishingIWereThere's avatar

I think everyone should start spelling his name as Baññon and see if his head splodes.

Marceline's avatar

I think most of us know how fucked we are. It's the third party voters and the ones who sat home who are (hopefully) figuring out how they punched themselves in the face.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

A gentleman of full habit, according to Jeeves.

theblackdog's avatar

I saw fruitcake being sold by Costco!

WHHYYYYYYYYY?! WHYYYY MY COSTCO?! I LOVEDED YOU COSTCO! I LOVEDED YOUUUUUUUU!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I think that means droopy rather than plump. Or someone who falls a lot.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Just look at the muffins, honey, just look at the muffins *sob*

vivian's avatar

Nothing says "fuck you" quite like a fruitcake.

Lambsendbeds's avatar

Bannon looks like a long time alcoholic, with the broken veins on his nose and cheeks. He also looks like 10 pounds of salted rat dicks in a five pound bag.

Lambsendbeds's avatar

I'm sure Susan Sarandon is smugly patting herself on the back right now.