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Harry Reid Has No Discernible Negro Dialect
Republican leaders are demanding that Harry Reid step down as Senate majority leader following revelations that he made the unconscionable mistake of saying something racist-sounding to Mark Halperin, who simply cannot keep a secret. (Trent Lott did this exact same thing a few years back, and now he works in a uranium mine in Colombia.) [ Los Angeles Times ]
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will thrill stadiums full of Japanese schoolgirls in knee-high stockings on her highly anticipated Asia-Pacific Tour. [ Voice of America ]
Yesterday, subway riders across the globe participated in No Pants Day, which is what it sounds like. [ BBC News, New York Times ]
The Senate is rapidly ridding itself of oldsters as more and more senior Democrats are encouraged to "take a walk in the corn." [ USA Today ]
The trial of California's infamous Proposition 8 begins today. [ San Francisco Chronicle ]
China, no longer content simply to fund the American housing bubble, has bought itself its very own housing bubble at $380 a square foot with scenic views of a Dumpster. [ Washington Post ]