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Is it not Israel´s dick? I thought I could tell because of the, y´know, snippage.

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Patty Murray's been a senator since the '90s, yes? And she's fucking awesome.

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This is good news for Sue Lowden.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Oooh Michele Fiore hears the Lord's call......

"Strut, pout/Put it out"

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A mixed record, but enlivened by the occasional display of magnificent yarbles.

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There should be a four-syllable German word for how much we have enjoyed that role reversal.

Kopfgeschlagen Obviously.

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Not the greatest, but pretty good. The real problem here is, what unfortunate, misbegotten nutball will Nevada choose to replace him with?

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AOT,K?

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A-Rod libel!

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This is my favorite German word, and it may be able to fit the bill in some way (maybe for McConnell's new role?): Schlimmbesserung, which is the act of trying to make things better, but only making them worse in the process.

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I would prefer that Senator Reid wear a black eye patch instead of a foggy lens in his eyeglasses. To play the role as badass, it helps to drop the look of a Baptist preacher, and assume the look of former boxer, senior legislative leader, and don't mess with me as I may have key Mafia connections, but you won't know that until it is too late.

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Majority leader 2016?

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Or Cliven Bundy, Ted's cousin.

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I will not miss Senator Cyclops.

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Tea Party has a deep bench.

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Oh wow, I can already see the crowds of Democrats from my window! I managed to get some footage!

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