Harry Reid's Yoga Pants Have No Negro Dialect

Did you read the bigNew York Times Magazinething about Harry Reid? Neither did we! But artistic contributor Lauri Apple claims to have at least skimmed the 58,000-word feature, which apparently revealed that the 70-year-old Nevada senator wears black (African-American?) yoga pants and Grateful Dead t-shirts. Gross. Also, from another article altogether -- about how Reid has a 52% unfavorable rating in his home state, and has three no-name teabaggers ahead of him in the polls for whenever he's up for re-election -- we learned that the scene inCasinowhere the mobster is getting the what-for from that Gaming Commission guy, well the Gaming Commission guy was really Harry Reid! (We don't remember that scene, either.) [ NYT Magazine ]