OH FINALLY: here is this thing we briefly forgot about but will now post "for comedy" announcing that Samuel "Joe the Grifter Tax-Delinquent Fake Plumber" Wurzelbacher decided he is running as a Republican for a seat in the crappier chamber of Congress even though
Didn't Dubya unload his shares a dozen years ago? I recall citing the Rangers' championship win as evidence that it took a decade to recover from his leadership.
Why can't the Democrats get in on this hot new jackass-candidate trend? Clearly, Americans are fed up with Harvard-educated intellectual elitist scholar types, and a sub-100 IQ is the new must-have for national office. Letting the GOP get a death grip on the dummy demographic was a huge mistake, and the Dems could be paying for it for decades.
I'm so proud and they're sooooooo stupid. Thanks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JesusWeen is all very nice, but it seems to exclude Former Congressman Anthony Ween.
"does anyone here know why a wingnut would think"
For the same reason that a pig would fly.
Didn't Dubya unload his shares a dozen years ago? I recall citing the Rangers' championship win as evidence that it took a decade to recover from his leadership.
Why can't the Democrats get in on this hot new jackass-candidate trend? Clearly, Americans are fed up with Harvard-educated intellectual elitist scholar types, and a sub-100 IQ is the new must-have for national office. Letting the GOP get a death grip on the dummy demographic was a huge mistake, and the Dems could be paying for it for decades.
I am shocked...SHOCKED...that "rejiggered" is considered a real word.
With every Godfather's Pizza, you get two leaders of Koch....
<i>Wurzelbacher&rsquo;s FEC filings indicate he would run as a Republican in Ohio&rsquo;s 9th district,</i>
Because it was either that or take a job as a crash-test dummy.
I guess even the party of big tents needs an outhouse.