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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em> ... they refused to wear shoes, flagellated themselves, and engaged in meditative prayer.</em>

Kinky! Me like. Go on ....

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I've never attempted a chess pie, but I sure want to try. Does one use the quick-cooking/fine-ground type of cornmeal?

Ikimizi's avatar

Intelligently Designed bacteria?

Ikimizi's avatar

For those of you who don't like to invest a lot of time baking, try checkers pie.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

That is a beautiful idea that I've never heard before.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hope you let them unionize in time for next season. (Did they flower, or not even get that far along?)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You have to make the pie. And it should be warm, per the instructions.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Patron saint of drunken brawlers, more likely.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

ISWYDT ... although I'm not sure you meant to do it.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Shared patronage with St. Patrick, of course

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I think usually just regular yellow corn meal, but I don't know if it makes much of a difference . . .

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Yes, they'll float to the top, but they'll have been covered by the filling. I suppose you could add the apples after the filling, but that may be a little messier.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Do you have time to get to the orchard?

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Just loosen the cap and put the jug under your bed for a couple of months! It doesn't taste great, but it's fermented!