Have We Mentioned That New Mexico Senator Martin Heinrich Is Sexxxy As Fuck?
Oh hi there
KNOCK ON WOOD, but it's a halfway sleepy news afternoon. Trump tweeted something stupid bout "WHY HILLARY NOT INVESTIGATED FOR RUSSIA, SAY ME THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION, DOY DOY DOY DOY DOY?" but fuck him, he tweets something stupid every day. So we figured now would be a good time to point out that Martin Heinrich, the junior senator from New Mexico, is smokin' hot. We had been noticing it as we covered hearings in the Senate Intelligence Committee. Who IS this man from Nazareth with the hot lips giving Trump administration officials what-for?
Sen Heinrich: "You took an oath...And now you're not answering questions. You're impeding this investigation." pic.twitter.com/0khsPNZvM8
— David Mack (@davidmackau) June 13, 2017
In fairness to the hipster bartender, you probably were questioning his essence as a human being, just not because he poured you the wrong beer.
Grrr. This place has, like, 40 beers on tap, and they're anonymously numbered, rather than fancy tap handles with a name on them, so just pulling the wrong lever is not exactly an unheard of mistake, and completely understandable. The usual protocol is, hey sorry, let me get you the one you want, while leaving the unordered beer in front of you to drink-or not-at no charge. This cat seemed incredibly thin-skinned. Maybe wearing a trucker cap over a really shitty haircut does that to a guy?
That bottle shop sounds awesome, btw. Definitely enlist your cousin to spend hundreds of dollars there on your behalf.