Have You Driven a Ford Gayly?

We're not sure if the loving, faith-based souls at the American Family Association hate homosexuals or not, but we know they hate homosexual acts, like eating macaroni and cheese . Or driving. Thus, the group's latest boycott, this time against that icon of American enterprise, Ford Motor Company. So if you believe there's no room on America's highways for mid-priced gay sedans, or any other kind of vehicle with homosexual tendencies, sell your Ford immediately and buy a Mercury. No, wait, that's owned by Ford too. Buy a Volvo. Whoops, also Ford. Buy a horse and buggy. But not one of those fancy Liberace-mobiles . Get something simple and Godly, like the Amish drive.— GREG BEATO

 AFA Boycotting Ford [AP]