If so, his vote will be cancelled out by that alien that Hillz adopted...the one that endorsed Bill, then was caught doing sexytimes with Hillz, and fought Bill over her.
I'm sure they'll tell you all about their political scoops... like the one about John Edwards... and the one about John Edwards... and the one about John Edwards...
A resume that consists entirely of hating the Clintons and being willing to say any crap that comes into his head is too light even for the Drumpf campaign.
At last, Dick Morris's (unsure about apostrophe here) skills as a fabulist have found their true home. Looking forward to more of the Hillary/Alien fanfic mentioned below.
Actually, Morris was simply made the scapegoat by Rightwing Media, who put all the "Romney Landslide" blame on him while they acted like they "never agreed with Morris."
Meanwhile "respected" analysts like Michael Barone also predicted a Romney landslide....so did Stuart Varney and even Rush Limbaugh.
And those guys were absolved or even allowed to say "I KNEW Romney was going to lose the whole time" and never held accountable.
His secret is that underneath all the make-up and prosthetics there's … nothing.
I just love the Peter Principle!
Trump?
Nothing says "National Inquirer" quality quite like Dick Morris and Donald Trump.
If so, his vote will be cancelled out by that alien that Hillz adopted...the one that endorsed Bill, then was caught doing sexytimes with Hillz, and fought Bill over her.
I'm sure they'll tell you all about their political scoops... like the one about John Edwards... and the one about John Edwards... and the one about John Edwards...
A resume that consists entirely of hating the Clintons and being willing to say any crap that comes into his head is too light even for the Drumpf campaign.
At last, Dick Morris's (unsure about apostrophe here) skills as a fabulist have found their true home. Looking forward to more of the Hillary/Alien fanfic mentioned below.
Well, that's not a very funny Dick joke - about at Faux Nooze level. I expect more from Wonkette.
Me not sure if that's a compliment or not.
That puppy is nearly as cute as Wonkette's baby, but I'm imagining those sharp teeth sinking into my toe.
Aw. He's finally where he belongs.
He's almost at the bottom. Next is Weekly World News, and after that, he starts digging.
I have noted, in passing, how fond of toes puppies and kittens are.
Actually, Morris was simply made the scapegoat by Rightwing Media, who put all the "Romney Landslide" blame on him while they acted like they "never agreed with Morris."
Meanwhile "respected" analysts like Michael Barone also predicted a Romney landslide....so did Stuart Varney and even Rush Limbaugh.
And those guys were absolved or even allowed to say "I KNEW Romney was going to lose the whole time" and never held accountable.
Poor Dicky still holds a grudge for being fired after he was caught sucking the hooker's toes.....