This could get in the way of her election-night party: Hawaii congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard, a Democrat running for reelection in the 2nd District, has been called up for duty in the Hawaii National Guard as it stands by to assist with possible evacuations from an area where the Kilauea volcano is eating up highways and farms and getting close to the outlaw town of Pahoa, on the eastern tip of the Big Island:
Lava is patient, lava is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Lava does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
Democrats always take, take, take. It's like ooooh, save me from the burning lava, help me, I didn't take personal responsibility and now I expect Big Government to protect me from imminent death...
Finish the Danged lava fence!!
Cook, hmm? Not sure.
Carbonize? About five seconds.
I wouldn&#039;t think Rick&#039;s ever touched a boob in his life, much less - Oh, you meant <i>real</i> puppies. Carry on.
A photo of a lava pile in someone&#039;s yard is just surreal.
And Santorum said if they could see the lava coming, the smart ones would go ahead and move.
Dang it.
Came here to say &quot;She&#039;s hawt.&quot;
Lava is patient, lava is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Lava does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
I would have thought he&#039;d blame the lava on marriage equality.
Can lava get drunk?
The Lava God demands the sacrifice of a virgin. Fortunately, it&#039;s not Alaska.
Democrats always take, take, take. It&#039;s like ooooh, save me from the burning lava, help me, I didn&#039;t take personal responsibility and now I expect Big Government to protect me from imminent death...
There&#039;s a product in the soap aisle, of all places, but it&#039;s really hard to light.
Sanders/Lava 2016 !
It doesn&#039;t have to go home, but it can&#039;t cool here.
I wonder how fast you could cook a turkey over hot lava.