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AlbertCamus's avatar

This G7 was a diminished chord.

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fuflans's avatar

i would like ms meloni to hook up with ms macron.

c'est trop europeen.

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I still think the funniest thing was them herding the press out of the room. "Yes, it's over, the exit is that way, yes, that way, no, it's over, go that way."

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Mexfiles's avatar

Down my way, we think Trump was afraid of his face to face with invitee Claudia Sheinbaum. Not what anyone hoped for here, but She who must be obeyed got face time with Modi, the EU people and Canada working on some deals that cut the US out.

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"M"'s avatar

Can you keep tabs on that for us?

They were real friendly to me the last time I was there, but I want to know how much blood I'm going to have to trade for stuff from Mexico

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"I don't know when I'm not wanted, am I?" -- Sir

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Vic's avatar

Story of his life, and what drives him.

As a littler punk he was booted off to reform school by his own parents -- send literally up the river for the "discipline" he so sorely needed. Obviously it didn't take.

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"M"'s avatar
Jun 23Edited

and then he flounced

well

waddled

lumbered

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Waiting for ‘stumbled, fell’

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I know she’s a Nazi but that eye roll made her look super hot. But she’s at least Nazi adjacent so I can’t think that way. I mean, it’s not appropriate anyway and…alright one more look.

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"M"'s avatar

She's a fascist just like Mussolini was one

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Marla's avatar

Actually, Meloni isn't a Nazi, but a Fascist. There is a difference between the two. She manages to straddle the line between Fascism and generalized right-wingism. She's fairly skilled at poliical arts.

I would have given a lot to hear the convo between she and Macron that took place behind their hands and culminated in that epic eyeroll.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

No. She not, I know. But Nazi makes the joke funnier.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If I was Canada, I wouldn't have let him in. I mean, what if he decided he didn't want to leave?

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biff murphy's avatar

I'll say it again for Andrew's sake.

He had to get back!

He was having flag poles installed!

With his building experience it had to be perfect!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gt6QKoZXsAAOrfw?format=jpg&name=360x360

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

"It would’ve been weird to throw a big No Kings protest when we have an actual king"

‘Free people stood up and said No Kings! (Except for a few exceptions like the constitutional monarchies of Canada and Britain, where they said “No Tyrants!”)’ -Indivisible

Also getting a pass - the Burger King. Our No Kings extended to the front a BK, and it was a hoot!

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Michael Bowen's avatar

At my local rally someone had a sign that said

STEPHEN KING: OK

BURGER KING: OK

WANNABE KING: NO WAY

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Nice!

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Michael A. Armstrong's avatar

I love this paragraph: “Why even bother to make protest plans when you know taco’s gonna taco amirite? Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose, as they don’t actually say much in Alberta.”

Great writing!

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josephebacon's avatar

So how many cans of air freshener were needed at the G7 meeting to clear the air from Trump's farts?

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meh's avatar

The smell was not from flatulence, but unchanged incontinence.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

'cans of air freshener' are outlawed in Canada. They had to live with using scented candles. Lots of scented candles.

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Lynn Veit's avatar

What about exhaust vents? Surely jet-powered exhaust vents are allowed in extreme emergencies like lethal gases?

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

A whole wildfire of them.

Oops. Too soon?

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

AOT,K.

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satch's avatar

Supporting the domestic Canadian air freshener industry.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Hi, Canada.

I like you!

I like you the way you are: a beautiful country, with great healthcare, really nice people, not a lot of crime, and incredible hockey. You should not be a state.

I sry about the Oilers.

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Plus their flag makes me think of pancakes.

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gallbladder's avatar

Watching the Oilers is always fun. Time now to cheer on the Saskatchewan Roughriders!

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Caepan's avatar

Go REDBLACKS! They finally won a game yesterday. Against the #%?$& Stampeders, no less!

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gallbladder's avatar

Fuckin' HATE the Stamps. Every time the Roughies play here, half the jerseys you see on the street are for the Green. Went to one of those games and some dude was wearing a kilt made out of Pilsner cans (Pil is kinda the unofficial beer of the team).

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satch's avatar

Did TFG flounce out of the G7 meeting? I'll bet he did. Nobody flounces like him.

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Dr. Jen Boss, Fascinatrix's avatar

Needs moar shoe-throwin’

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gallbladder's avatar

Why not? I mean, he flounces out of democracy every goddamned day.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Remember when Bush Jr. forgot that the door was locked?

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

I would call in “lumbering.”

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Shambling, or perhaps schlepping.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

I can’t see him carrying anything, unless it’s a sheaf of papers that he can’t keep hold of.

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

Blank papers.

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meh's avatar

Which he will predictably drop.

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VaselineHabits's avatar

Well the gym near me is a personal trainer gym and... no thank you.

So I guess I gotta go to a corporate gym "in town" 😬

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satch's avatar

If Iran manages a targeted strike on an American nuclear facility, I'm sure we'll negotiate a surrender rather than retaliate .

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coco lurks from home's avatar

That’s just how it works. Like what we did after Pearl Harbor, and 9/11.

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Remember how quick the Taliban surrendered after that first round of bombing? And Iraq? Karl Rove couldn't print that MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner fast enough.

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BECKY's avatar

We were in France in May, took a private tour of Normandy with a Canadian guide. Up to that point, no one in France had even mentioned trump. Anyway, we got very comfortable with the guide and understood his political leanings so I went there. I mentioned how many Americans are horrified by trump and millions didn't vote for him. He said they talk about that among themselves, family and friends, and they know it, trump isn't a reflection of the US. I like that but what does it say about us as a people, that we've unleashed this monster on the world and are powerless to stop it?

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Vic's avatar

Normandy! The Canadian cemetery there is the nicest of the lot, isn't it?

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BECKY's avatar

it is. Interestingly, we met some people at the station in Paris taking the train to Normandy from Canada. Their uncle died at Normandy and they were going with a Canadian guide to see the cemetery and have a tour of the area.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

"It's a good thing Congress isn't alive to see this." --Stone Cold Jane Austen on bluesky

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satch's avatar

TFG is an unfortunate reflection of almost half of America.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Not even close to half, and election results bear that out; Shitler was elected, both times, by the people *who stayed home* (not that that’s anything to be proud of either).

Edit: Also due to people being purged from the voter rolls by state and local MAGA fuckery, as it turns out, because RIGGED AND STOLLEN was an admission, not an accusation.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Sartre said that you cannot choose not to choose.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

As long as our “pay to play” political duopoly continues giving us the choice of the lesser of two mediocres, the majority will continue to choose “none of the above”.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

I’m sure that the people the bombs are falling on, and the people who are being dragged into unmarked vans by masked thugs, and the suicidal children being denied healthcare all appreciate the “principled” stance.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

That’s just it: Too many people don’t vote (or do anything else) based on principle (the “greater good”); they do it based on their own short-sighted personal self interest.

Those bombs aren’t falling on 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, *yet*; 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 aren’t being disappeared, *yet*; and it’s not 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 kids losing healthcare, *yet*.

Shitler and his fascist enablers are clumsy and incompetent, but they know how to boil a frog.

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

So did Neil Peart, likely quoting JPS.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

I was just gonna say, "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice!"

(Philosophy is better with rockin' drums.)

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VaselineHabits's avatar

That's polite of him, but just like Germany in WWII... we won't shed "supporting what our President is doing" until we prove we don't.

It's very easy to "other" others and Americans seem to be blissfully unaware of all the damage being done. We'll only get so far with "too stupid to know better"

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Unless we stop him, we are “Good Germans.”

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