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Spurning Beer's avatar

Disability claims always seem to include back pain. One case also reported he used to work in a lumbar yard.

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PubOption's avatar

Bonus money for anyone who arrives in a pre-1980 pick up truck.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Would I get to have what Trip's having?

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bobbert's avatar

A joke that involves jargon in the punch line is really tough to tell to a general audience. If you explain it, it loses that instant punch that a jargon-speaker will get. If you don't explain it, a non-speaker may not even realize it's a joke.

(There's a whole class of computer-nerd jokes like this, going back at least as far as "El Camino Bignum").

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bobbert's avatar

I briefly tried to convince my kids that the line was "Kissing the night away".

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SullivanSt's avatar

There has to be an "I'mma let you finish, but" joke in there somewhere.

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SullivanSt's avatar

No weddings, just trial marriages.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I read it more as "There is a Fundy Tide of cash rushing in through the intersection of government and private health sectors, and we're dipping our hands in and grabbing us some. Please pay us, we'll do whatthefuckever you want, we don't care, we have absolutely no morals."

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SullivanSt's avatar

It's not far off time for stores to start stocking Halloween costumes.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So I guess it's a come as you are party.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

White trash/healthcare anecdote:

I reviewed a disability case a few months ago from one of the hillbilly states. The claimant told the evaluating psychologist that she had served a prison term for manufacturing amphetamines.

She was administered an IQ test, and her best score was on the index for "Processing Speed." Meaning ability to solve problems and perform mental tasks quickly.

I guess you had to be there.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

What you call a "White Trash Party" in the red states? a regular party.

*rimshot*

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SullivanSt's avatar

Maybe a pile of those who died waiting for HCR implementation on a barrow, instead...

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SullivanSt's avatar

Is being shitfaced on moonshine necessary for admission?

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chascates's avatar

Party? All have to do is look out the window or drive thru the neighborhood and that's all I see. Even when I look in the mirror.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Will <a href="http:\/\/strategichealthcare.net\/erskine-cade\/" target="_blank">this guy</a> turn up in whiteface?

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