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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Okay, clearly not Wonkette's favorite character. But it sure seems like he's always the one being quoted and appearing on crappy t-shirts.

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Cubanz's avatar

To Whom My Concern:<facepalm>

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arundel's avatar

High on his own supply, Dr. Feelgood! I can't even be mad at him, he's such a nutty wackjob.

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RogationDays's avatar

Good point

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SDGeoff3's avatar

Gravy? You mean to tell me...

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SDGeoff3's avatar

Sometimes Chicago style needs it.

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ahughes798's avatar

Sometimes regular style needs it, too, especially if you re-heat it in the microwave! It turns the cheese into something resembling napalm. One ex got 3rd degree burns on his wrist from a fresh, hot pizza when the cheese slid off and landed there. He still has a nasty scar from it.

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lurch394's avatar

Not an electron microscope?

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SDGeoff3's avatar

Ouch. Try the toaster oven.

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Debmcd's avatar

Easy, his skin is so thin that you can see right inside to see he has no brain or heart. He looks like one of those plastic people used in biology class to name the internal body parts, except his is missing those two items.

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Maybe's avatar

Given his tiny, tiny hands, he's probably missing more than that.

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ahughes798's avatar

Sadly, a toaster oven is the one thing I don't have. So I'll continue to be an asshole and eat my left over pizza with a knife and fork. But that is a good idea!

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SDGeoff3's avatar

It doesn't get tough and nasty. Regular ovens are good too.

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Maybe's avatar

How did the zombies find it?

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Zyxomma's avatar

I'm fond of Kyle, Ike, Butters, Kenny (and his white trash family), and Randy Marsh. And all the girls.

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Querolous's avatar

Three miles to and from school, uphill both ways, in the snow, with bread-bag booties.

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