Listen up, Wonkers! President Frontbutt has opinions on other people's health! Yes, Donnie Two Scoops. The guy who thinks that the human body is like a battery that shouldn't be depleted with physical exercise . The guy who claimed to have grown an inch in his 60s so he wouldn't be classified as clinically obese
Sometimes regular style needs it, too, especially if you re-heat it in the microwave! It turns the cheese into something resembling napalm. One ex got 3rd degree burns on his wrist from a fresh, hot pizza when the cheese slid off and landed there. He still has a nasty scar from it.
Easy, his skin is so thin that you can see right inside to see he has no brain or heart. He looks like one of those plastic people used in biology class to name the internal body parts, except his is missing those two items.
Sadly, a toaster oven is the one thing I don't have. So I'll continue to be an asshole and eat my left over pizza with a knife and fork. But that is a good idea!
Okay, clearly not Wonkette's favorite character. But it sure seems like he's always the one being quoted and appearing on crappy t-shirts.
To Whom My Concern:<facepalm>
High on his own supply, Dr. Feelgood! I can't even be mad at him, he's such a nutty wackjob.
Good point
Gravy? You mean to tell me...
Sometimes Chicago style needs it.
Sometimes regular style needs it, too, especially if you re-heat it in the microwave! It turns the cheese into something resembling napalm. One ex got 3rd degree burns on his wrist from a fresh, hot pizza when the cheese slid off and landed there. He still has a nasty scar from it.
Not an electron microscope?
Ouch. Try the toaster oven.
Easy, his skin is so thin that you can see right inside to see he has no brain or heart. He looks like one of those plastic people used in biology class to name the internal body parts, except his is missing those two items.
Given his tiny, tiny hands, he's probably missing more than that.
Sadly, a toaster oven is the one thing I don't have. So I'll continue to be an asshole and eat my left over pizza with a knife and fork. But that is a good idea!
It doesn't get tough and nasty. Regular ovens are good too.
How did the zombies find it?
I'm fond of Kyle, Ike, Butters, Kenny (and his white trash family), and Randy Marsh. And all the girls.
Three miles to and from school, uphill both ways, in the snow, with bread-bag booties.