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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you get one virgin per day, but they're all coming from the local Star Trek convention

Painter of Goats's avatar

There's still hope. My daughter is a complicated mix of independent, humorous, shy and cranky. It was years before she found the right guy (on eHarmony of all places). He and I often make the same wisecracks in stereo. Now I love them both to death.

chascates's avatar

Not ever having been a mother I will refrain from commenting.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Have they revoked your mommy blog card yet?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

welfare mothers make better lovers

Painter of Goats's avatar

As a concession to my daughter for "letting" me accompany her on an 1,800 mile road trip to relocate to North Carolina, I was told I could go if I didn't talk or chew gum.

Oddly enough we had a pretty good time. But no employer has ever given me those stipulations.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Becoming a mother is hard . . . at least, it sure looked hard to me.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Motherhood really can't be that hard of a job. I mean, Sarah Palin did it.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=mLDDxfFKd9Y" target="_blank">Or not</a>

Lefty Mark's avatar

I Thought That Raising My Children Would Be Easier Than Working As A Comfort Woman For The Lord's Resistance Army, But I Was Not Prepared For What I Found.

Jared James's avatar

The only mommycult around here is our slavish devotion to Trix, mighty maven of this here mommyblog.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

but it's good Eric!?!?!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

you get an upfist just for telling the rest of us to get off your ass- the rest of it is gravy