Have you seen that ADORABLE ad, about how moms are unpaid slaves and what kind of idiot would take a job as one? Here, watch all 14 hours because apparently Ghost Andy Warhol is making greeting card viral videos now. (My mom: "I watched 'Empire' in the theater. It was WONDERFUL." My mom is a liar.)
There's still hope. My daughter is a complicated mix of independent, humorous, shy and cranky. It was years before she found the right guy (on eHarmony of all places). He and I often make the same wisecracks in stereo. Now I love them both to death.
As a concession to my daughter for "letting" me accompany her on an 1,800 mile road trip to relocate to North Carolina, I was told I could go if I didn't talk or chew gum.
Oddly enough we had a pretty good time. But no employer has ever given me those stipulations.
I Thought That Raising My Children Would Be Easier Than Working As A Comfort Woman For The Lord's Resistance Army, But I Was Not Prepared For What I Found.
you get one virgin per day, but they're all coming from the local Star Trek convention
ROFL, chicken...
There's still hope. My daughter is a complicated mix of independent, humorous, shy and cranky. It was years before she found the right guy (on eHarmony of all places). He and I often make the same wisecracks in stereo. Now I love them both to death.
contralicky
Not ever having been a mother I will refrain from commenting.
Have they revoked your mommy blog card yet?
welfare mothers make better lovers
the mothers of invention
As a concession to my daughter for "letting" me accompany her on an 1,800 mile road trip to relocate to North Carolina, I was told I could go if I didn't talk or chew gum.
Oddly enough we had a pretty good time. But no employer has ever given me those stipulations.
Becoming a mother is hard . . . at least, it sure looked hard to me.
Motherhood really can't be that hard of a job. I mean, Sarah Palin did it.
<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=mLDDxfFKd9Y" target="_blank">Or not</a>
I Thought That Raising My Children Would Be Easier Than Working As A Comfort Woman For The Lord&#039;s Resistance Army, But I Was Not Prepared For What I Found.
The only mommycult around here is our slavish devotion to Trix, mighty maven of this here mommyblog.
but it&#039;s good Eric!?!?!
you get an upfist just for telling the rest of us to get off your ass- the rest of it is gravy