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<i>...he just woke up from a coma.</i>

That'd explain the turn his career took.

BOOM~!

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It's not like "Obamacare" hasn't actually kicked in yet or healthcare costs were already trending this way for years and years and years before Obama was even elected.

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I saw it, which is the only reason I knew who he was. Maher seemed to be holding back on him a bit, considering how easily-debunkable most of the crap coming out of his mouth was.

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I don't think they're trying to go Chevy Chase/Gerald Ford with it...I just think Sudeikis hasn't mastered it yet.

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I love how Romney never mentions the car company his dad was the head of was AMC.

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I gotta stick up for Lovitz a little here...He says he voted for Bammz the first time, but is sick of people talking about raising his taxes. I don't think Jon realizes the combined 50% he pays is a lot higher than what the capital gains crowd is paying.

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Maybe Mitt's speeches would sound better if he would actually say something sincere for once in his life.

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I doubt he knows how little government employees actually make. His entry level government job was governor of a state, after all.

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I think they were drunk.

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When <a href="http:\/\/s1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/FIRSTTERMUNEMPCOMPARISON.png" target="_blank">you look at unemployment</a>, the leading indicator of how the economy is affecting average Americans, there's no logical reason Obama can't repeat what Reagan got in 1984.

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It's kind of the 2012 version of copying from the encyclopedia I guess. D-

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They can't roast and eat Newt today, it's Backwards Day!

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Already Romney's bitch. Close enough.

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Politico:<i> Rick Santorum flirted with endorsing presumptive GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney on Tuesday, stopping just short of an official declaration of support, but praising him for a “good speech” following the former Massachusetts governor’s wins in several primary states. CNN host Piers Morgan insisted that Santorum had endorsed Romney off-air, but they refused to confirm on-air. Morgan tweeted that an endorsement was made during a commercial break. “So @RickSantorum just endorsed Mitt Romney. He admitted he had in the commercial break just now…” wrote Morgan, before telling Santorum that his Twitter feed was filled with people insisting that Santorum had made an endorsement. Santorum denied that he had made an endorsement. </i>

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And fired. Which Romney likes to do.

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ABC:<i> Earlier today Newt Gingrich suggested he might reassess his campaign depending on the results in Delaware, where both Gingrich and wife Callista have spent a great deal of time campaigning. Tonight, after placing a very distant second — taking 27 percent of the vote to Romney’s 56.6 percent, Gingrich echoed that message.

“Callista and I got into this for our grandchildren,” he said. “I want you to know over the next few days we’re going to look realistically at where we are at. We’re going to be in North Carolina all week. I also want to do that as somebody who is a unifier and somebody who is realistic.”</i>

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