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Jill Stein has been watching the television from whatever underground hut she lives in, and she is sore alarmed that this Donald Trump rapscallion seems to be beating the drums of war against North Korea! That is not the correct approach! Did Jill Stein not just recently use her immense foreign policy expertise to explain on television that North Korea is simply frightened, because everybody unfairly demonizes the nation all the time? Dr. Jill Stein can write a prescription for the medicine North Korea needs, and it is that maybe they wouldn't be so mean if their brains weren't being cooked by vaccines and Wi-Fi technology!
Oh wait, that's not right. Jill Stein must have been reading her Jill Stein Dipshit Talking Point Flashcard upside down. Silly Jill Stein!
Regardless, the point is NUCLEAR WAR IS BAD (correct), so Jill Stein picked up her magic Twitter wand and, like a fairy godmother doing Bibblty Bobbity Boos at Cinderella, made the following wisdom about North Korea appear:

Shit! Jill Stein's magic Twitter wand must be fucked up again. Why is it showing tweets from last year, when #EverythingWasDifferent, because #Reasons?

Fuckin' wand did it again! Why is Twitter reminding Jill Stein of how Jill Stein predicted that Hillary Clinton, who has been in public service for 4,386 years and knows full fucking well how to stay out of nuclear war, would DEFINITELY PROBABLY FOR SURE accidentally stumblefuck us into a nuclear war if she was elected president? How is that even pertinent to today's discussion?
Besides, Jill Stein probably assumes, based on the very good logic inside her brain, that had Hillary been elected, she would have thrown us into a modern-day Cuban Missile Crisis in SIX DAYS instead of six months. What is even your point, Wonkette?
Jill Stein tried once more, VERY CAREFULLY, and produced the following missives, which we must all heed, because they are Dr. Jill Stein's orders:


Thanks for the #knowledge and the phone number, Jill Stein. Helpful as always.
Now, if Jill Stein doesn't mind, we'll take it from here, so Jill Stein can feel free and unencumbered to commence the hard work of shutting the fuck up please.
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Hello, I Am Jill Stein, And I'd Like To Kick Myself In The Dick Some More Please
You're a very hateful person if you're at all sincere about what you write here. Get some help.
True fact: Democrats are not Communists: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
Being a democratic socialist from an actual democratic socialist country like Germany, I can report that we do not, as a general rule, praise autocratic dictators the way Sanders does: https://www.thedailybeast.c...
This apparently makes me a "centrist." Okay,
Sorry, Bernie's a Communist. And before you say "red baiting" - I'm going to preempt you by pointing out that this explains his sloganeering and lack of policy red meat - it also explains the behavior of his cultists.
People of European origin tend to notice a communist when we hear one spouting all the usual propaganda.We also recognize a fascist when see one and tried to warn you about Trump. Another example of a communist hiding in plain site: Jeremy Corbyn: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/...
Sounds familiar... as does the mention of the 1917 Communist revolution: https://www.socialistaltern...
"There will be no red baiting! There will be no red baiting" Oh yes there will and I for one will be happy to lead the charge.
The world has seen quite enough of this sort of thing already, see Greece currently. Clearly, Americans are not about to elect Bernie - it was simply Putin's ploy to elect Trump. Bernie's fake right-wing "support" was a sham: just like in the UK.
Sorry pal. you can scream "neo-liberal" all the live long day... fact is Republicans rat-fucked the Dem caucuses and he Bern had a bit of Putin's assistance on the cyber propaganda front. You apparently don't know your own country very well, but the the world thanks you for helping elect a fascist. Nah, we're pretty pissed.