Greetings, dissolute Western offal! It is I, Vladimir Putin, here again to speak on your Wonkette, to cheer you while you slog through charred hellscape of end-stage capitalism that is America. Please to quit moping over tiny paychecks in your shrinking middle-class jobs and pay attention.
Vlad's favorite pick up line is like Russian joke--you let Vlad put in?
you just know miss peng was dreaming of smoove B and his elegantly graying temples.
They don't call him Vlad the Impaler for nothing...
I'm not a big fan of the Chinese government but the lady delivered a serious and well-deserved burn.
Joni Ernst is the new Lorena Bobbit.
Careful what you wish for mate.
-Rupert
But with fewer roofies.