Greetings of day to you, illiterate Western scum! I, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, am happy to make speaking to you again here on Wonkette dot com! You have all recovered from watching of decadent movie award show, yes? Very political show this year, with talk of all the black men you have in prison and women you do not pay money to and such. Very embarrassing. At Russian Oscars, Mr. John Legend and Ms. Patricia Arquette would have been dragged out behind theater and been shot. Along with director who did not cut their microphones. Technicians who hooked up microphones. Cameramen who did not pan cameras away. Entire audience that applauded … you get picture.
I love the Vladimir posts! Too bad no one will care about the Walker / Koch brothers punk call. If there was a just god in heaven those two fuckers would have been grease stains on the pavement years ago.
Yes,yes, a Trojan Badger! But it would have to look more like a Koch's buttockal region.
Seems more like putting out the welcome mat for them.
Napoleon the Berkshire pig?
The one thing that makes a Russian dictator quake in his furry boots? An oily weasel.
Jax Teller?
I can't get a clear sense if Vlad loves his country.
Emerjgentcee, please to get from street!
Brilliant. We need a large shit pot less respect for these dolts. Keep it up. I anxioulsy await one on Juli-anny.
Kerwood Derby?
Вова сказал, "Не пизди, Скот Уйакер. Ты не Рейган, и я не Горбачев."
That Putin photo... I keep envisioning this: https://threadbythread.file...
Why is that? All he's missing is an icicle tiara (and possibly a badger pelt).
Czarbama McHitlerpants?
I can't help but think of Putin and Medvedev as being two wild and crazy guys....
you're next on my list
I love the Vladimir posts! Too bad no one will care about the Walker / Koch brothers punk call. If there was a just god in heaven those two fuckers would have been grease stains on the pavement years ago.
This isn't a proper list without Gengus Khan.