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Kaili said it's okay, 'cuz I'm her favorite.

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"Them"? How many do you go through in an average month?

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Yep, already patented: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Vibra..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/Vibrating-Hello-Kitty-Vibra...">http://www.amazon.com/Vibra...

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I'm still waiting for my donut.

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Hello Kitty is not a cat; she is Megumi Hayashibara. (Or at least she used to be.)

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What size are the ovens in this restaurant?

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The hand that delivered the backhander was invisible.

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yeah, and the addition of a soupçon of stupidity gives it a subtle bitter flavor.

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