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nuh uh! I just hatched two 18 year old brown liberals and we're gonna make it blue!

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By one of his gated community neighbors? Interesting!

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Same here.

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Dang!I. CAN'T. EVEN!Grrrrrr

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Yeah. A good toddler with a gun vs a bad toddler with a gun. NRA heaven.Good dsylexic doG these people are repugnant.

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No. The answer is no! ;-)

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Purrrrfect!>^o.o^<

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Just like the Rapture people.

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Tulip bulbs, eh? Didn’t know I was a billionaire...

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Yep, I see this. Your doctoral dissertation?

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From your lips to God's ears. Make it happen, since I can't bear another defeat by these ass wipes.

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Nope. Just an observation.

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Your mileage may vary.

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Thanks for this, Alex, although this gives me no hope.

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This is not bad, but it could use a few more dick jokes. Can you punch it up a little?

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Hmm... there was a season on them? Here in NY, it's always been open season on them. Although the idea of allowing toddlers to hunt them is ... not even being considered. Yeesh.

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