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H0mer0's avatar

nuh uh! I just hatched two 18 year old brown liberals and we're gonna make it blue!

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HooverVilles's avatar

By one of his gated community neighbors? Interesting!

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HooverVilles's avatar

Same here.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Dang!I. CAN'T. EVEN!Grrrrrr

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HooverVilles's avatar

Yeah. A good toddler with a gun vs a bad toddler with a gun. NRA heaven.Good dsylexic doG these people are repugnant.

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HooverVilles's avatar

No. The answer is no! ;-)

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HooverVilles's avatar

Purrrrfect!>^o.o^<

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HooverVilles's avatar

Just like the Rapture people.

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ColumbusLib's avatar

Tulip bulbs, eh? Didn’t know I was a billionaire...

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ColumbusLib's avatar

Yep, I see this. Your doctoral dissertation?

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

From your lips to God's ears. Make it happen, since I can't bear another defeat by these ass wipes.

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Daniel's avatar

Nope. Just an observation.

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Crystalclear12's avatar

Your mileage may vary.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks for this, Alex, although this gives me no hope.

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Machnethylsteinerbincolabird's avatar

This is not bad, but it could use a few more dick jokes. Can you punch it up a little?

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Norbrook's avatar

Hmm... there was a season on them? Here in NY, it's always been open season on them. Although the idea of allowing toddlers to hunt them is ... not even being considered. Yeesh.

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