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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I am constantly gouging out my own eyes (and ears also too) over stuff I see on wonket. They grow back in time for "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives" so then I have gouge them out again.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Next man makes a move, the nigga gets it! For Jeebus!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I've been to a real life hoarder's house. The thing that sticks with you isn't the look, it's the smell. Also too, the notion that these people can pull it together every morning enough to venture out in the public and manage to appear normal...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"Start that swinging lunge thing with light weights"

Like a bottle of water...

Bezoar's avatar

Rebecca, put those papers online and we'll grade them for your. Maybe not as good as cash, but still.

bobbert's avatar

Ha. For once, I read before commenting.

chascates's avatar

What happened to those poll thing-a-ma-bobs? I could do one in 15 seconds and they were mindlessly amusing. Also how about a bake sale?

chascates's avatar

And 'Christians are mentally ill' story has this: Your Ad Here

But I don't have an ad!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Don't Be a Dick. Click!

You get paid for me checking out Megan Fox's assets?

Is this a Great Country or what?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

just to show what a good guy I am, I whitelisted yer wonket from ad block- boy this page sure got, er umm, busy.

Not sure I can give up the donottrack and privacyfix though (yes, I am a privacy freak)

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe we can knock over the daily caller. any website run by a poof in a bowtie should be easy pickings...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that describes ALL my tennis balls