Music: Bow ow, cha-ching, whackadoodle. VO: Washington's throbbing muscle comes out like the Monument on a moonlit night for a tea orgy of self gratification and man handling the truth, cruzin the ally for rhino rent boys and a bit of amerucahn jizztush, leading us down the ribbed and lubricated road to an explosion across eye-ran's face, here to save us from ourselves even as he cheapens our dime store undies is WhiteShaft, inches of fame viewed via a gloryhole ripped thru the undulating field of stars ... WhiteShaft ... can you dodge it!
Black listed? What does that have to do with Cruz's campaign? I am not surprised a 13-year-old doesn't understand the term but you would think someone on Cruz's campaign does.
Also, how much you want to bet the kid isn't getting compensation for his artwork? (Nor the person who made the original photo on which it's based.)
He's so gross I can't even.
Canadian Rim(ming)--like Pacific Rim, but with more giant dicks instead of giant robots.
Breakin' Wind (Also) 2: Illicit Buggeroo
(Sm)all of 'em, Katie
When I first looked at this I thought it was spam. But now I get it. It's a genius post modern title.
Teddie and the Cruzers III : Koch Sucker Blues
Tony Turnover? He'll miss.
That can't be Ted Cruz's body. Those hands have done actual work.
Koch, Block and Smoking Two Barrels
I heart you for this, Evan.
Constitut-anal.
Music: Bow ow, cha-ching, whackadoodle. VO: Washington's throbbing muscle comes out like the Monument on a moonlit night for a tea orgy of self gratification and man handling the truth, cruzin the ally for rhino rent boys and a bit of amerucahn jizztush, leading us down the ribbed and lubricated road to an explosion across eye-ran's face, here to save us from ourselves even as he cheapens our dime store undies is WhiteShaft, inches of fame viewed via a gloryhole ripped thru the undulating field of stars ... WhiteShaft ... can you dodge it!
Not attacking hard-core, fight-club-motorcycle-meth-induced B&D punk rockers is pretty much a good idea, in general.
Can I have half? The top half?
Black listed? What does that have to do with Cruz's campaign? I am not surprised a 13-year-old doesn't understand the term but you would think someone on Cruz's campaign does.
Also, how much you want to bet the kid isn't getting compensation for his artwork? (Nor the person who made the original photo on which it's based.)
DAMN!....scroll...scroll...SHIT!...scroll...scroll....FUCK...
Nice work, peeps.
Ew.