Help Wanted: Government Seeks Reporter-Lackey. Experience a Plus

Judith Miller "said that in the few hours since her departure had been made public, she had received several offers 'of all kinds' for future employment, which she declined to specify." -- NYT, 11/10/05

We got a sneak peak at some possibilities:

•Aspen inspector

•Maitre'd at St. Regis

•Webmaster, AhmadChalabi.com

•Finding Nicole Simpson's real killer

•Snipe hunter

•Tracking down this "Valerie Flame" woman who seems to be the source of the trouble

Also, we understand they're still looking for WMDs.

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