GAY MARRIAGE CREATES JOBS, thanks, Obama! Positions have recently opened up in the clerk's office in Decatur County, Tennessee. Three former employees, including County Clerk Gwen Pope, recently vacated the premises upon discovering that the entire world had come crashing down upon them, rendering them unable to perform their daily tasks, which consist of paperwork, gossiping with the sheriff about them varmints what got caught over near Bible Hill up to no good, and issuing the occasional marriage license. However, nine unelected black-robed lawyers, none of them from around here,
Well, 2 of those liberals are moving back to California day after tomorrow (those 2 are my spouse and myself) so that leaves only one - at least, rumor has it there's still one. We just couldn't take the hatred and Jesusoids any more and we aren't even gay.
Yeah remember the good old days when we could enslave "those people?" It makes me want to break out into "The Way We Were" (Oh wait, she was a Jew, so never mind.)
Where's the fun in that? In conservativeland someone must be hated.
'Where's the part where it says NO HOMO?'
ISWYDT
They've also got more GoFundMe-ing time.
In the South? AOI,K.
Oh please, Mississippi and Alabama are much worse.
LYING HEATHEN!!!!!!!
I think they were all looking to retire anyway and this just provided a good excuse.
The feelings are alive in California also, too (of all places).
Well, 2 of those liberals are moving back to California day after tomorrow (those 2 are my spouse and myself) so that leaves only one - at least, rumor has it there's still one. We just couldn't take the hatred and Jesusoids any more and we aren't even gay.
Just close your eyes, tap your ruby slippers three times ....
Who takes the taxpayer$' money in good conscience, no?
To quote Calvin & Hobbes, "Verbing weirds language".
That sounds like an excellent quality decision. Best wishes for a great new life :)
Yeah remember the good old days when we could enslave "those people?" It makes me want to break out into "The Way We Were" (Oh wait, she was a Jew, so never mind.)
Um, HEL-LO!. They are going to ram it up their Vajajays. Only Sodomites (or Newlywed Game contestants) would stuff it up the butt.