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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Hey, everybody...Betty's husband made a crack about Romney on "Mad Men" tonight! Okay, he meant <i>George</i> Romney, but still...LOLZ.

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I figured out what that photo is from. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/t..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206951/">http://www.imdb.com/title/t...

What do I win?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Meh ... I really don't care if they want to mutter my great-grandmother's name in the middle of a whole mess of foolish mutterings. I think it's just stupid, and it makes Mormons look stupid. End of discussion, as far as I'm concerned.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You got to stick with what works. No dead person has EVER complained about the fabulous service and magnificent results produced by a Mormon zombie baptism. We're talking <i>millions</i> of satisfied customers here!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I take that as an argument for nailing as many women as you possibly can, in this life.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

There's a special section in Hell where every day is Thanksgiving day, for eternity. Works splendidly for our purposes, but I've no idea why the Mor(m)ons think it's a good thing.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yeah ... I wonder how the Mor(m)ons sort things out, when it comes time for the zombie wedding of gals like Liz Taylor.

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bobbert's avatar

Makes about as much sense as Mormonism.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I wonder if Mitt was thinking "Did I accidentally step into a Gingrich event?"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

ramen, bro...ramen.

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bobbert's avatar

Frisbeterian LIBEL!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/ticket\/mitt-romney-subject-mean-april-fools-day-prank-193115152.html" target="_blank">Romney staff plays April Fools’ Day joke.</a>

No, they did tell him he was ahead in the polls...probably because that'd be too unbelievable.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Ope-1Zb5t-k" target="_blank">Indeed.</a>

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bobbert's avatar

Or, as he was know to his friends, Mather++.

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bobbert's avatar

It invokes a Monty Python scene?

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bobbert's avatar

Recursive baptism ftw!

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