Well, that's nice, you guys. Having already magically made Mormons out of Anne Frank, Elvis, Pope John Paul II, and Hitler (him they can have!), the Church of Latter Day Saints has now turned its attention to marrying people who might not even want to get married! Like, remember when Bristol and Levi were going to have to get married at, like, 12, so Sarah Palin could be Vice President? Those crazy kids dodged that bullet, huh? But now they will probably be married in the afterlife, because Mormons just cannot keep their nose out of everybody else's celestial planets. So which important people have the Mormons married now? Oh, just Thomas Jefferson and his slave, Sally Hemings, that's all.
Hey, everybody...Betty&#039;s husband made a crack about Romney on &quot;Mad Men&quot; tonight! Okay, he meant <i>George</i> Romney, but still...LOLZ.
Meh ... I really don&#039;t care if they want to mutter my great-grandmother&#039;s name in the middle of a whole mess of foolish mutterings. I think it&#039;s just stupid, and it makes Mormons look stupid. End of discussion, as far as I&#039;m concerned.
You got to stick with what works. No dead person has EVER complained about the fabulous service and magnificent results produced by a Mormon zombie baptism. We&#039;re talking <i>millions</i> of satisfied customers here!
There&#039;s a special section in Hell where every day is Thanksgiving day, for eternity. Works splendidly for our purposes, but I&#039;ve no idea why the Mor(m)ons think it&#039;s a good thing.
<a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/ticket\/mitt-romney-subject-mean-april-fools-day-prank-193115152.html" target="_blank">Romney staff plays April Fools&rsquo; Day joke.</a>
No, they did tell him he was ahead in the polls...probably because that&#039;d be too unbelievable.
Hey, everybody...Betty&#039;s husband made a crack about Romney on &quot;Mad Men&quot; tonight! Okay, he meant <i>George</i> Romney, but still...LOLZ.
I figured out what that photo is from. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/t..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206951/">http://www.imdb.com/title/t...
What do I win?
Meh ... I really don&#039;t care if they want to mutter my great-grandmother&#039;s name in the middle of a whole mess of foolish mutterings. I think it&#039;s just stupid, and it makes Mormons look stupid. End of discussion, as far as I&#039;m concerned.
You got to stick with what works. No dead person has EVER complained about the fabulous service and magnificent results produced by a Mormon zombie baptism. We&#039;re talking <i>millions</i> of satisfied customers here!
I take that as an argument for nailing as many women as you possibly can, in this life.
There&#039;s a special section in Hell where every day is Thanksgiving day, for eternity. Works splendidly for our purposes, but I&#039;ve no idea why the Mor(m)ons think it&#039;s a good thing.
Yeah ... I wonder how the Mor(m)ons sort things out, when it comes time for the zombie wedding of gals like Liz Taylor.
Makes about as much sense as Mormonism.
I wonder if Mitt was thinking &quot;Did I accidentally step into a Gingrich event?&quot;
ramen, bro...ramen.
Frisbeterian LIBEL!
<a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/ticket\/mitt-romney-subject-mean-april-fools-day-prank-193115152.html" target="_blank">Romney staff plays April Fools&rsquo; Day joke.</a>
No, they did tell him he was ahead in the polls...probably because that&#039;d be too unbelievable.
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Ope-1Zb5t-k" target="_blank">Indeed.</a>
Or, as he was know to his friends, Mather++.
It invokes a Monty Python scene?
Recursive baptism ftw!