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Ωbjectifier's avatar

Nope, it didn't​ move at all.

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grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

"It's not gay if you've left the quay."

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MizzMazz, Nomad/ TonRu's avatar

The shops are the best, but mail order is good too. Just got back and am planning a nice bath for tonight; try some new things.

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grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

Several of us watched this live in my cubicle yesterday, and this was exactly what I was thinking of. We didn't watch the whole thing, luckily we caught the last 15 minutes or so, but we so invested in their success!

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Posted to my Facebook, with the following comment:

Not to cast aspersions on my squabbie friends out there (Mike, Jack) but this is fascinating. As a woman, I look at those young, hot, greasy, sweaty men and I have to ask myself, "hmm, gay not gay?" Yeah, I'm a dirty old lady.And it doesn't help that one of the word of the week on Urban Dictionary was "Accidental Anal".http://www.urbandictionary....

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Ah. *Point sails over head*

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Shananigan's avatar

I can't do any of their bath things and a lot of their stuff (like most other products) is bad for my sensitive skin. But I love their Karma and Dirty perfumes.

The one thing I REALLY love is their BIG shampoo for what it does for my hair (shiny and soft), but it burns the HELL out of anywhere it touches me.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

There can be NO overstatement of such a thing.

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MizzMazz, Nomad/ TonRu's avatar

Try Jersey Bounce. It's a bit more gentle. And Retread. First time I used Big I really thought I blew it, but Retread made it all good again. If something hurts, it's not good for your skin.

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Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

Too young and too pasty, the lot of them. I think I'll pass, thanks.

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Alexander Stallwitz's avatar

So what happens if you are already gay and or a bi/pan person like me and you read this? Do you get more gay? Or is it a negative?

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

Clearly, body hair is not permitted in this man's navy.

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

My cousin, class of '79. He just retired. I'll have to ask him about the greased pole thing.

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Boy Elvis's avatar

I was already gay, so now I'm... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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m3bosha's avatar

Damn. This would be much better than being woken up by the Thunderbirds flying over my house the last two days. At least the AF graduation tomorrow isn't until noonish.

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