Rep. Steve King is a glorious fucking numbskull, and he's willing to prove it on the daily, if that's what it takes. Having failed to stop the Supreme Court from throat-cramming America with marriage of the EW GAY kind, he must continue to warn America what dark days lie ahead, now that two men or two women can become so gay for one another that they decide to file taxes jointly, 'til death do they part. And what do those dark days look like?
Well, it's always been traditional for upstanding Christian Iowans to 'marry' their prize sows. Which is one reason I fled that Monsanto cornfield rathole of ignorance the moment I was a legal adult.
What does Sen. Grandpa Cornpants think about this? He used to make regular appearances here on the Wonket with his ungrammatical tweeting, etc. But he hasn't been heard from lately. What would he gay marry? Enquiring minds want to know.
And bloated incomprehension.
I don't care what anyone thinks! My love for John Deere is real, and it is glorious.
Keep your homowerotic fantasies off my lawn.
What he means is that he likes to "hit it and quit it."
The wedding is off, Steve King was caught cheating with the lawn boy.
Pfft. Ten horsepower? That's not even a nooner.
Well whack my weeds!
Man seems proud of his hardware.
Evidently, "pump action" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He's sure trying to get out of the house.
I happen to know his 'lawnmower' is a drop-dead gorgeous Swedish boy with very green knees...
And did you see the way she was greased?!
"world famous in Germany"
oy.
Well, it's always been traditional for upstanding Christian Iowans to 'marry' their prize sows. Which is one reason I fled that Monsanto cornfield rathole of ignorance the moment I was a legal adult.
Ha! He also vacuums twice a day. OCD can be a blessing. ;-)
What does Sen. Grandpa Cornpants think about this? He used to make regular appearances here on the Wonket with his ungrammatical tweeting, etc. But he hasn't been heard from lately. What would he gay marry? Enquiring minds want to know.
Wait, wait, I know: a big fat farm subsidy.