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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

And then Jesus swooped down, scolded the protesters, whereupon they nailed his ass to a cross.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I do too!<br /><br />---

fuflans's avatar

it would be fun if we could drop these people into the south waziristan or something.

especially the little shriekers in their little OC t-shirts

Dylan Black's avatar

Wow, I have no words to express the depth of my loathing for these people and their abuse of our freedoms. I hope the people who were being harassed realize that just as suicide bombers are a small and insane minority of muslims, those people represent a small and insane minority of Americans.

schmannity's avatar

Orange County where Reagan's Road to the White House began.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

How about ramming it down her throat. Bell first.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Love your enemies. Jesus must have been crazy.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Screw that. It’s smiting time!

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Fortunately, the real ones are fairly easy to spot, what with their morbid obesity, terrible haircuts and permanent scowl lines etched into their faces.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Puppies and kittens are the opiate of the masses people!

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

A gang of marauding homos butt-fucking each other on the capitol steps in Alabama would have had a warmer reception, I believe.

Mahousu's avatar

Look, they're just yelling at women and children; it's not like they're yelling at fetuses. That would be reprehensible.

chascates's avatar

And this is why we can't have a nice country.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You speak wisdom. I almost clicked the link, but swerved to the cute site at the last second. I'm glad I did. My heart is filled with adorable right now.