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And then Jesus swooped down, scolded the protesters, whereupon they nailed his ass to a cross.

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I do too!<br /><br />---

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Disgusting.

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it would be fun if we could drop these people into the south waziristan or something.

especially the little shriekers in their little OC t-shirts

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Beautifully stated.

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Wow, I have no words to express the depth of my loathing for these people and their abuse of our freedoms. I hope the people who were being harassed realize that just as suicide bombers are a small and insane minority of muslims, those people represent a small and insane minority of Americans.

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Orange County where Reagan's Road to the White House began.

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How about ramming it down her throat. Bell first.

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Love your enemies. Jesus must have been crazy.

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Screw that. It’s smiting time!

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Fortunately, the real ones are fairly easy to spot, what with their morbid obesity, terrible haircuts and permanent scowl lines etched into their faces.

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Puppies and kittens are the opiate of the masses people!

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A gang of marauding homos butt-fucking each other on the capitol steps in Alabama would have had a warmer reception, I believe.

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Look, they're just yelling at women and children; it's not like they're yelling at fetuses. That would be reprehensible.

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And this is why we can't have a nice country.

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You speak wisdom. I almost clicked the link, but swerved to the cute site at the last second. I'm glad I did. My heart is filled with adorable right now.

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