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PsycWench's avatar

Isn't that a symptom?

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schmannity's avatar

Assange is no Magnum man.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

From the Gawker article:

"small scratches were observed in a few areas close to the split edge." However, the damage showed "no trace of what could be assigned to tools."

Tools? What the hell...who needs tools to rip a condom? Did the victim have nails?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The condom or are you thinking of someone in particular?

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Hey Jack, I think you mixed up the pics between this one and the "ruggedly handsome" boner article.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ala Snowcrash?

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