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Isn't that a symptom?

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Assange is no Magnum man.

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From the Gawker article:

"small scratches were observed in a few areas close to the split edge." However, the damage showed "no trace of what could be assigned to tools."

Tools? What the hell...who needs tools to rip a condom? Did the victim have nails?

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The condom or are you thinking of someone in particular?

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Hey Jack, I think you mixed up the pics between this one and the "ruggedly handsome" boner article.

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Ala Snowcrash?

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