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<i>Here Are Some Kittens Because We Need Some F*cking Kittens</i>

I'll take two. Well done, please, with a Dijon mustard rub.

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Her paws were up, dogdamnit.

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I think I'd call that #9 kitten <i>Sway</i>.

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Takers! All of 'em!

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Voting roaches.

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Best binomial comment ever!

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Them VA bureaucrats who faked numbers at the VA are terrible, if they did that. But it wouldn't have been<i> necessary</i> to do that if government would hire enough caregivers. If they have to contract it out or pay them more than SESers to do so, do so, goddamnit!

Good luck to your son from a lucky, reasonably healthy veteran.

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I hate Illinois kittens.

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Thank you. Everything is better with a kitten. Better yet with three.

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Dead kids and powerful people literally getting away with murder are my kyptonite. Everything was so depressing I temporarily lost my will to snark, so I really haven't written much today. I'm absolutely floored by the NY decision. I cannot imagine what instruction to the jury or piece of evidence countered the video of a man being murdered in real time. This is just the last in a long line of hard-to-swallow injustices, but I'm not saying anything that you don't already know.

You should understand that I originally took my screen name years ago as part of a project to rebel against cute cat videos on the Internet. I really hated the banal popularity of cute cat videos.

Today I'll take kitten videos, maybe they're not so bad.

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<a href="http:\/\/itoc.cfw.me\/" target="_blank">Ichabod the Optimistic Canine</a> is also useful.

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I'm sorry, that didn't help. The kitty in the front of the second video looked like it had read all those articles and was contemplating whether to end it all by strangling itself with a ball of wool or knocking its brains out in a misjudged leap for the mantelpiece. I'm with YouBetcha; I'm polishing off the Laphroaig tonight.

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