The United States House of Representatives, man, what a place. When they’re not quoting the Bible to piss on climate change or trying to gut Social Security or voting for the 407th time to REPEAL OBAMACARE or fellating their corporate benefactors or holding their collective breath until the usurper resigns in disgrace or gets tried for treason, whichever, they’re
Fucking chickens (especially <i>that</i> chicken) should be illegal, but it seems to be the favorite pastime of Repubilcans. Where&#039;s PETA when you need them?
Public masturbation on top of St. Ronnie&#039;s grave. Wait, <i>ILL</i>eagle?
All the illegal brownz should be more illegal, also, too.
Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats. Living together. Also, too.
Will the anti-necrophilia bill have a six-hour grace period? Asking for another country.
Fucking chickens (especially <i>that</i> chicken) should be illegal, but it seems to be the favorite pastime of Repubilcans. Where&#039;s PETA when you need them?
Cannibalism? It&#039;s even more common than in-person voter fraud, so I&#039;m sure it merits attention from the GOP.