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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Public masturbation on top of St. Ronnie's grave. Wait, <i>ILL</i>eagle?

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MissusBarry's avatar

All the illegal brownz should be more illegal, also, too.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats. Living together. Also, too.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Will the anti-necrophilia bill have a six-hour grace period? Asking for another country.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Fucking chickens (especially <i>that</i> chicken) should be illegal, but it seems to be the favorite pastime of Repubilcans. Where's PETA when you need them?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Cannibalism? It's even more common than in-person voter fraud, so I'm sure it merits attention from the GOP.

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