EVERYBODY STRAP IN, The Hill released its "50 Most Beautiful People for 2011" listicle thingamaboob, which contrary to the title is not a list of the 50 most beautiful people on Earth, but more like a "top 50 list of congressional staffers Newt Gingrich will try to DM on Twitter when his current wife gets a double brain tumor." As per the tradition, it is a very boring list that tries to be all gossipy about exercise and "couponing" and dog doo cleanup tips from a swath of hyper type-A twentysomethings, except that is actually
I'm going through the list. This won't be pretty
Tim Torres: “For two and a half years, I didn’t have the traditional job,” he said. “And then I missed the structure, the health insurance; so I got back into it.”
Fuuuuck you! I have a traditional job. I got the structure, but I got fuck all for health insurance you self-satisfied fuck.
Jenna Gibson: Fox News producer..."non-partisan"? Bullshit.
Kinzinger: "Call him the Tom Cruise of Congress " Does this mean he's secretly gay?
Ok...I can't go on. What a bunch of preening bullshit.
Lilley, when the Bush idiots invaded Iraq, those twenty-somethings with no more experience than one gets flipping burgers or sacking groceries were running a country. And we saw how well that worked out!
Akren: That's one sack of potatoes, eh? I don't know now you got past the first photo - that's a joke, right? This is from The Onion and Wonkette fell for it?
Or "Most Educated Palin."
The Gaydar just went into the red.
Only superficially so.
I'm going through the list. This won't be pretty
Tim Torres: “For two and a half years, I didn’t have the traditional job,” he said. “And then I missed the structure, the health insurance; so I got back into it.”
Fuuuuck you! I have a traditional job. I got the structure, but I got fuck all for health insurance you self-satisfied fuck.
Jenna Gibson: Fox News producer..."non-partisan"? Bullshit.
Kinzinger: "Call him the Tom Cruise of Congress " Does this mean he's secretly gay?
Ok...I can't go on. What a bunch of preening bullshit.
Samantha the Eagle
teacup Yorkshire Terrier puppy, Sebastian,
Seriously?
That would make a great name for a band.
Macy Sukut possesses that simple, homegrown <strike>beauty</strike> skunkweed that could only come from the wide-open spaces of the West.
And really...Sukut? Man, she must have had an AWESOME time in school.
Speaking of sex - OT.
Last night I had a dream where I was asking my sweetie if she wanted to get together for some &quot;sexytime&quot;.
You bastards have slipped into my dreams!
I&#039;m so embarrassed. There, that is satire.
Geez - crack a smile once in a while, Dude!
Particularly since folks back then had such gleaming white teeth. And fresh minty breath.
Lilley, when the Bush idiots invaded Iraq, those twenty-somethings with no more experience than one gets flipping burgers or sacking groceries were running a country. And we saw how well that worked out!
Akren: That&#039;s one sack of potatoes, eh? I don&#039;t know now you got past the first photo - that&#039;s a joke, right? This is from The Onion and Wonkette fell for it?
Right?
Please tell me I&#039;m right.
Quarterback? I would have guessed tight end.
I&#039;ll bet she is a very popular mingler.