It seems like only this afternoon that we were gazing in awe and wonder on the cartoon peepers (and maybe a little tits and ass) of the 20 hottest chicks in conservative media. How do the men in the office all manage to get any work done, are we right bros? Hubba hubba hubba bork bork bork.
I'm surprised they didn't ask Cal Thomas...oh wait, no I'm not. Had they asked him, he would have cried out at the way the men were treating the fairer sex and then drive away in his Duryea motor car.
Nesnora: Call me old fashioned, but I have one word of dating advice.
"Lunch."
Lunch is the best first date. It has a beginning and an end. Home run or swing and a miss - it's only an hour or so.
Even at it the worst you'll still get to eat lunch, which you're probably gonna be doing anyway.
From the gentleman's perspective, you can keep a lid on the tab. Nothing like going to a bar on the first date and the young lady orders a Baileys' Cream with a Grand Marnier float.
No, it's not fair to show their photos. People on the Internets don't show actual photos of themselves. That's kinda the whole idea. Isn't it?
tessiee:
That certainly can work. But it lacks the finite end that lunch automatically includes.
Hey - say things are going great. It will only make the second date that much better if things ended too soon on the first one.
Starbucks, bars, pubs, etc. are ok but lunch has the all-important exit strategy.
Besides - there's never been a Walk of Shame from lunch.
Well, almost never. Unless they met at the hot tubs for a Nooner...
What if it's pudgy white dudes all the way down?
Oh, I say. Well done!
you are not alone
I'm surprised they didn't ask Cal Thomas...oh wait, no I'm not. Had they asked him, he would have cried out at the way the men were treating the fairer sex and then drive away in his Duryea motor car.
Wow...Ugly on the outside AND on the inside.
I am extremely jealous of these artfully selected words: "A leering mound of ham-flavored taffy."
Best use of eighteen letters and a hyphen EVAR.
Headstate.com ?
Nesnora: Call me old fashioned, but I have one word of dating advice.
"Lunch."
Lunch is the best first date. It has a beginning and an end. Home run or swing and a miss - it's only an hour or so.
Even at it the worst you'll still get to eat lunch, which you're probably gonna be doing anyway.
From the gentleman's perspective, you can keep a lid on the tab. Nothing like going to a bar on the first date and the young lady orders a Baileys' Cream with a Grand Marnier float.
Needz moar zombie Breitbart.
#2, Tom DeLay in glasses.
#3 - Great call!
Nesnora:
So, does that look like the police lineup after your date with the Libertarian?
DZ:
No, it's not fair to show their photos. People on the Internets don't show actual photos of themselves. That's kinda the whole idea. Isn't it?
And all of them have a sticky picture of S.E. Cupp in their bed side drawer.
Dustin took my Gaydar to Defcon 1.