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kmblue187's avatar

I'll watch the clips later, because I don't have time this am to laugh hysterically for hours. But as soon as I get some time...

Thanks for posting, Evan!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. It was really nice of you to link to Colbert, Fallon, and Helene Cooper.

CI Carlson's avatar

“Senator, I’d be careful what you read in books. Except for the Bible.”

Marycat2021's avatar

It's like that silly parade Trump put on to celebrate his birthday last June. Overblown, ridiculous and embarrassing. These generals were dragged to this silliness, being told they couldn't be fat or wear a beard. Never mind that it was all hat and no cattle, their time was wasted by a drunk who showed up for work at Fox Snooze totally in the bag and who still struggles with masculinity issues.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He didn't touch on makeup. His ridiculous makeup studio aside, every prominent Republican man wears makeup now.

Marycat2021's avatar

And perfectly coiffed hair.

John Gillick's avatar

his public speaking style and skills remind me of nothing so much as the newly installed president of a local Kiwanis speaking at an off-night "leadership workshop" at the regional convention.

or an AMWAY convention

Jamoche's avatar

F-A-F-O is now dead, relegated to the “how do you do fellow kids” bucket.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Wow! This guy! This guy is so... This guy is so 'Street'!

WokeGrandma's avatar

“five-star douche” — the highest ranking he’ll ever achieve -

This says it all!

Hank Napkin's avatar

Just the douche, no nozzle.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

At this point, this is dork libelz!

Wendy Parker's avatar

"You can clap if you want." <<faint squeaky tank sound and silence>> "If you don't clap, you agree, so nyah nyah nyah...your mom!"

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Donald Chump now hates every officer in that room more than he already did.

Robert  Taylor's avatar

Safari doesn’t support Instagram

Zyxomma's avatar

It does on my MacBookPro.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

The Generals may very well save us if Mad Yam decides it’s time to Armageddon us into the Rapture…let’s hope they do!

Hank Napkin's avatar

See: "Doctor Strangelove".

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

"Mockery, ridicule and derision. Daily and constantly. It is the way." — Lord Evan of Hurst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs72G3fIlog [Mandalorian "This is the Way"]

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-JeQduJ0f8 [XTC Generals and Majors]

Oh, BTW: Hegseth is a pussy ass bitch wannabe

Wookiee Monster's avatar

What’s striking is how both Krasnov and Shitfaced are focused on the superficial. Shitfaced’s grand vision for military readiness and the defense of America is just, “no beardos, no fatties.” Beyond that, he has no clue about strategy or deployment or how the Department of War (huh!) will keep us safe.

And then TacoTits talked about stairs.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Do they have escalators in the Pentagon?

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Nobody clapped and there were no laughs, only silence, from the audience for the Whiskey Pete and Demented Don traveling clownshow. Bad move by the regime.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

He's not going to get any rallies like the old days. His fans can't afford to go.

If the government isn't paying for you to be there, you aren't showing up.

Vic's avatar

I'd say they embarrassed themselves again, except they don't embarrass.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

In public. Chump is seething at the way those damned military people made him feel.