Here, Have A Drunk Man In Barstow Hollering About Hillary Clinton!
Here, Wonkers, I made you a Halloween present! It is a drunk man yelling into a car-mounted PA system about Hillary Clinton for prison, and go to PrisonPlanet.com and Infowars.com, and also a thing about Bill Clinton molests 12-year-old girls, which is not actually a thing, that is a Trump thing (ALLEGEDLY), and next thing you know Trump and his minions will be complaining that Hillary Clinton has weird hair plugs, and also it is not on the video because I hadn't started recording yet.
Why was I in Southern California without even telling you and buying you a Barstow Classic (teener of meth)? Because I had shit to do and also I don't love you no more.
Anyway, be like that Barstow Man! Support your candidate loudly, and also drunkenly, and also on maybe a tiny little bit of a drug bender.
Murica.
where ELSE can you legitimately state "it was somewhere near Barstow when the [fill in appropriate inebriate and/or addiction here] started to kick in"
And I do agree, that all the Cannabis Cup winners in the dispensaries are lovely, but some old-school is sometimes welcome... (and, sometimes available outside the dispensary environs... when one lives in a border town, some things occasionally do make their presence known... *grin*)