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bobbert's avatar

WTF-ology?

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fuflans's avatar

normally - as a cynical gen y girl working in the touchy feely arts world and always fighting hippies, patchouli and new age crap - i'd be the first to mock this.

after the last six months, imma gonna play that song on tuesday night in bloomberg's honor.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The Del Rubio Triplets are my favorite musical act.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It would be cool if I got credit for a hurricane, for once.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Thank you for that!

The subhead is also funny! "Arisen..."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

You beat me to it!

[When I see this sign I often ask myself "Just what isn't slippery when wet?"]

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Lot_49's avatar

Had my moment of glory yesterday when our beloved Wonkette returned to the interwebs. Was first but had the humility not to say so. And am now wiping out that humility by claiming it.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or "Slow Merge."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'd post a comment, but I need to go get my auras scrubbed.

Again.

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Lot_49's avatar

Or the perhaps-apocryphal headline from the sports page of a south-central Missouri daily:

<blockquote><a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Licking,_Missour" target="_blank">Licking</a> Boys, Girls Advance in State Tourney.

</blockquote>

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...who would have thought Uranus is in retrograde would have so many different meanings!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...as a Pisces myself, I think Pisces are full of shyt!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Yet another phony prediction from "scientists". Ya know, unlike politicians, scientists will say whatever their liberal donors tell them to.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Did astrology send Hurricane Sandy so Gov'ner Sammiches would say nice things about "That One"? Because if it wasn't astrology, that means God did it to either a)punish America for have teh gheys, or b) help Obama win. I'm not a religious fella by nature, but if God wants to Obama to win, Sandy was a crappy way to tell us.

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Lot_49's avatar

OT <a href="http:\/\/www.nctimes.com\/news\/elections\/candidate-says-sex-doll-claims-are-inflated\/article_1247aee3-2de3-5d28-be7f-e4a13cacec85.html" target="_blank">headline</a> of the day

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diogenez's avatar

Peace & love - ok, but no fuckin' patchouli

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