How're your chakras? Are they shimmery and light? They aren't constipated and sludgy, we hope! How's your crystals? Helping you channel Ramses or Mothra or whatever? Great! What about your chart? Have you checked your chart lately? Is Mercury in retrograde? Is something else in something else? Has Jupiter aligned with Mars? Who does this
normally - as a cynical gen y girl working in the touchy feely arts world and always fighting hippies, patchouli and new age crap - i'd be the first to mock this.
after the last six months, imma gonna play that song on tuesday night in bloomberg's honor.
Had my moment of glory yesterday when our beloved Wonkette returned to the interwebs. Was first but had the humility not to say so. And am now wiping out that humility by claiming it.
Or the perhaps-apocryphal headline from the sports page of a south-central Missouri daily:
<blockquote><a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Licking,_Missour" target="_blank">Licking</a> Boys, Girls Advance in State Tourney.
Yet another phony prediction from &quot;scientists&quot;. Ya know, unlike politicians, scientists will say whatever their liberal donors tell them to.
Did astrology send Hurricane Sandy so Gov&#039;ner Sammiches would say nice things about &quot;That One&quot;? Because if it wasn&#039;t astrology, that means God did it to either a)punish America for have teh gheys, or b) help Obama win. I&#039;m not a religious fella by nature, but if God wants to Obama to win, Sandy was a crappy way to tell us.
OT <a href="http:\/\/www.nctimes.com\/news\/elections\/candidate-says-sex-doll-claims-are-inflated\/article_1247aee3-2de3-5d28-be7f-e4a13cacec85.html" target="_blank">headline</a> of the day
WTF-ology?
normally - as a cynical gen y girl working in the touchy feely arts world and always fighting hippies, patchouli and new age crap - i&#039;d be the first to mock this.
after the last six months, imma gonna play that song on tuesday night in bloomberg&#039;s honor.
The Del Rubio Triplets are my favorite musical act.
It would be cool if I got credit for a hurricane, for once.
Thank you for that!
The subhead is also funny! &quot;Arisen...&quot;
You beat me to it!
[When I see this sign I often ask myself &quot;Just what isn&#039;t slippery when wet?&quot;]
Had my moment of glory yesterday when our beloved Wonkette returned to the interwebs. Was first but had the humility not to say so. And am now wiping out that humility by claiming it.
Or &quot;Slow Merge.&quot;
I&#039;d post a comment, but I need to go get my auras scrubbed.
Again.
Or the perhaps-apocryphal headline from the sports page of a south-central Missouri daily:
<blockquote><a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Licking,_Missour" target="_blank">Licking</a> Boys, Girls Advance in State Tourney.
</blockquote>
...who would have thought Uranus is in retrograde would have so many different meanings!
...as a Pisces myself, I think Pisces are full of shyt!
Yet another phony prediction from &quot;scientists&quot;. Ya know, unlike politicians, scientists will say whatever their liberal donors tell them to.
Did astrology send Hurricane Sandy so Gov&#039;ner Sammiches would say nice things about &quot;That One&quot;? Because if it wasn&#039;t astrology, that means God did it to either a)punish America for have teh gheys, or b) help Obama win. I&#039;m not a religious fella by nature, but if God wants to Obama to win, Sandy was a crappy way to tell us.
OT <a href="http:\/\/www.nctimes.com\/news\/elections\/candidate-says-sex-doll-claims-are-inflated\/article_1247aee3-2de3-5d28-be7f-e4a13cacec85.html" target="_blank">headline</a> of the day
Peace &amp; love - ok, but no fuckin&#039; patchouli