A two-week-old Onion wannabe, the National Report, managed to get a whole bunch of pageviews a couple days ago with a fake report that John Waters had "dropped dead." You see, what makes this a "joke" is that no non-satirical publication would ever use the phrase "dropped dead"
Jehovahson. It's the Swedish version.
Dunno. They seem to be into Subversion.
Maybe that's the "satire"?
Damn, you're good.
Borowitz, at least, rises to the level of mildly amusing, on his good days.
Gramma's out on the garage roof?
Sorry.
So wait. My middle initial is J. Am I a Classic Cartoon?
Wow, I feel gross looking at that site.
Apparently pornography is not the only place where you can observe people furiously wacking off.
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He&#039;s only one notch below Andy Borowitz ...
Jesus J Christ on a biscuit. Some people should not be allowed near a keyboard.