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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"Whuch'yall mean, Abbie Hoffmann has been hanging out near Amy's grade school playground?"

J/K, Jimmie. Much respect.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

James Earl Jones? No, this is James Earl <i>Carter</i>. They turned me down for the role 'cause they said my voice sounded too conciliatory on my screen test.

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bobbert's avatar

An aside: I liked Jimmy when he was President, and I've liked him better as time goes by. I don't share his religious beliefs, but I'd follow him because he doesn't care whether or not I do.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"Thai sticks . . . ganja goo-balls . . . mushrooms . . . blotter . . . . come and get it"

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schmannity's avatar

Ah felt like Ah had to contrast mahself from Gerard Ford's Pat Boone shutt.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How about a line from <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=VOaQAMC17GQ" target="_blank">No One to Run With</a>:

<i>Now I realize What Jimmy was tryin' to say.</i>

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Spurning Beer's avatar

"That's correct. It is actually a legume."

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bobbert's avatar

I have a memory of her, too.

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bobbert's avatar

INTERCEPTED!!

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Yes I had to drag Billy's drunken dumbass out of the peanut patch,and yes he was nekkid

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

"Yeah...Well that's just like...your opinion, man."

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

That may seem edgy, but people seem to forget that President Ford once campaigned for a full week while wearing KISS make-up.

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PubOption's avatar

James-ica.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

The only photo bomb by Carl Spackler known to exist.

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