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Yeah, I was just thinking, "what's the line in Vegas on this?" If it's anything under a billion-to-one, I'm going to mortgage the house.

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she can't kill a bottle of wine in one sitting? wtf?

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I gave up on logical consistency when I saw someone blame Obama for the economy in October, 2008.

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I find this very easy to masturbate to

-Amerigo Vespucci

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The voter suppression efforts still underway might explain why there's so much ruby-blood-red on this map. What does the Beck Monster know that we don't know ?!1!!!!??

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SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

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Pull yourself together man! A true wonketteer does not need a map to want a drink or two.

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If God is listening to Glenn Beck's prayers, it will be so. Any other outcome means God is saying "Go fuck yourself Beck".

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That map is flawed because it doesn't allow me to predict results for Ron Paul.

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Ok, I'll bite...

I call this my "What if the unemployment rate is still over 8% in November" scenario. <a href="http://i1115.photobucket.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/denniver...">http://i1115.photobucket.co...

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I heard Glenn had a "Nebraska Split" a few years ago, but some time in the hospital fixed him right up. Well, after a fashion.

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“Never make predictions, especially about the future.”

- Casey Stengel

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I thought his new mission was to destroy <i>Glee</i>? <a href="http://2012.talkingpointsme..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/06/glenn-b...">http://2012.talkingpointsme...

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