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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, I was just thinking, "what's the line in Vegas on this?" If it's anything under a billion-to-one, I'm going to mortgage the house.

fuflans's avatar

she can't kill a bottle of wine in one sitting? wtf?

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I gave up on logical consistency when I saw someone blame Obama for the economy in October, 2008.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I find this very easy to masturbate to

-Amerigo Vespucci

Chris Grrr's avatar

The voter suppression efforts still underway might explain why there's so much ruby-blood-red on this map. What does the Beck Monster know that we don't know ?!1!!!!??

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Pull yourself together man! A true wonketteer does not need a map to want a drink or two.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If God is listening to Glenn Beck's prayers, it will be so. Any other outcome means God is saying "Go fuck yourself Beck".

Fartknocker's avatar

That map is flawed because it doesn't allow me to predict results for Ron Paul.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Ok, I'll bite...

I call this my "What if the unemployment rate is still over 8% in November" scenario. <a href="http://i1115.photobucket.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/denniver...">http://i1115.photobucket.co...

Paul MacDonald's avatar

I heard Glenn had a "Nebraska Split" a few years ago, but some time in the hospital fixed him right up. Well, after a fashion.

Joshua Norton's avatar

“Never make predictions, especially about the future.”

- Casey Stengel

chascates's avatar

I thought his new mission was to destroy <i>Glee</i>? <a href="http://2012.talkingpointsme..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/06/glenn-b...">http://2012.talkingpointsme...