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roosting = sitting very gingerly

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God <strike>bless</strike> help us, every one!

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with cattle prods

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Scarier? Not so much. Stupider, yes.

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Oh, I dunno, Blago seems to have had a pretty clear and precise idea of what he wanted to "get out of this": moolah.

Whereas these schmoes seem to be doing this: <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=nkwjdR7NOl4" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkwjdR7NOl4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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18 House Republicans Who Are Not Self-Interested Morans and/or are in swing districts:

OK, here we go ...

5 guys in PA 3 guys in NY 3 guys in VA Some loner in FL Uh ...

crickets chirping crickets distant airplane muffled cough in next room crickets beer can opening lazy thud of a high fly softball hitting a glove burbling brook truck on the Interstate in the next county cicadas frog plopping in burbling brook crickets chirping sound of a match sparking a j on a back porch dog turning around and around on the pile of dirty laundry in the corner short beep of a car unlocking crickets

Ah, Indian summer in America.

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Obama knows the score: If he gives an inch to these mouthbreathers, they'll just do it over and over again, every fucking time they don't get their teabagging way. He needs to teach them that it won't work, ever.

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"Anybody who quotes what I said is lying." He's not the first Republitard to come out with that gem.

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That's what I'm looking at right now. And 44 pages of debugger output ... yecch.

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Alfred E. Neuman would be appropriate.

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Jeez . . . ever notice how the War on Christmas starts earlier and earlier every year?

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"Obama should negotiate by giving us what we want."

Yeah, keep it up, fucknuts. Elections are a year away, so you really want to make this memorable.

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If your joints hurt, look into Hyaluronic Acid supplements. Seriously. In less than a month I went from always aching knees to "Hey, I think we can finish the Bruce Trail next year!"

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Clever way of avoiding that Godwin and his pesky law

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Penis Rinse FTW!

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You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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