22 Comments
User's avatar
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or <a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/sideshow\/ben-jerry-launches-apple-y-ever-support-gay-213811206.html" target="_blank">immoral. .</a>

Yeah, yeah ... the megamoms will boycott, etc. etc. Fucktards will have nothing to eat pretty soon, which may be a good thing.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Clear the pallet? Jeez .... how much of this stuff are you eating??!!?!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A dumb cluck? Hen-tally deficient? A typical teatard?

102415's avatar

I used to wonder about the Upstate NY confederate flag thing plus that weird accent they like to use and then I found out there was a Union prison at Elmira. I think they just stayed put after the war. Binghamton was a huge KKK center in the 1920's.

fuflans's avatar

i feel for you. sorry 50 times over.

fuflans's avatar

when my bff and i have to say sorry, we always say "over-served".

as complete deniability goes, it works pretty well - and way better than EVER being 'saddened'.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Leave out the KFC, and it is pretty funny, especially by wingnut humor standards. But ask yourself: why <i>is</i> KFC in there?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

True ... I remember those statutes written by Barney Frank, requiring the use of liar loans, teaser rates, balloon payments, and inflated property valuations. I read about it on the interwebs.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

AAAGH! My arteries just tried to bolt from the room.

<a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/07\/16\/7-eleven-selling-mashed-potatoes-and-chicken-gravy-from-slurpee-machines\/" target="_blank">Working link.</a>

bobbert's avatar

That's pretty amazing, that someone would bother to do that.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A check for one cent will cost them how much in paperwork?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, that's how I passed Chem, too.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's one of my favorite Kinkade paintings.

chascates's avatar

"I'm sorry some people found my efforts to rid Europe of the Jewish race somehow inappropriate. It seems there are those who find diversity in population more important than the true Teutonic ideal. I hope we can get back to our true enemy, the godless Stalinists."

BarackMyWorld's avatar

My high school chemistry teacher?