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Or <a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/blogs\/sideshow\/ben-jerry-launches-apple-y-ever-support-gay-213811206.html" target="_blank">immoral. .</a>

Yeah, yeah ... the megamoms will boycott, etc. etc. Fucktards will have nothing to eat pretty soon, which may be a good thing.

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Clear the pallet? Jeez .... how much of this stuff are you eating??!!?!

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A dumb cluck? Hen-tally deficient? A typical teatard?

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I used to wonder about the Upstate NY confederate flag thing plus that weird accent they like to use and then I found out there was a Union prison at Elmira. I think they just stayed put after the war. Binghamton was a huge KKK center in the 1920's.

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i feel for you. sorry 50 times over.

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when my bff and i have to say sorry, we always say "over-served".

as complete deniability goes, it works pretty well - and way better than EVER being 'saddened'.

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Leave out the KFC, and it is pretty funny, especially by wingnut humor standards. But ask yourself: why <i>is</i> KFC in there?

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True ... I remember those statutes written by Barney Frank, requiring the use of liar loans, teaser rates, balloon payments, and inflated property valuations. I read about it on the interwebs.

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AAAGH! My arteries just tried to bolt from the room.

<a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/07\/16\/7-eleven-selling-mashed-potatoes-and-chicken-gravy-from-slurpee-machines\/" target="_blank">Working link.</a>

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That's pretty amazing, that someone would bother to do that.

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A check for one cent will cost them how much in paperwork?

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Was he installed by Bain Capital?

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Yeah, that's how I passed Chem, too.

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That's one of my favorite Kinkade paintings.

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"I'm sorry some people found my efforts to rid Europe of the Jewish race somehow inappropriate. It seems there are those who find diversity in population more important than the true Teutonic ideal. I hope we can get back to our true enemy, the godless Stalinists."

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My high school chemistry teacher?

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