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bobbert's avatar

"Hold our tongues, Charlie".

schmannity's avatar

So nice to see Miley's boob after several photos here of the junior senatorial Texas boob.

PubOption's avatar

Upfist for the achy-breaky part.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I think there are some specialty publications that could suit your need . . .

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Please tell him to get his jib outta my face.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Drew flashing Dave was one of the funniest things I ever saw on that show. The look on his face was priceless

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

What? The horsie doesn't get a ciggie as well? Unfair, Wilbur.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

don't be a buzzkill

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

try chatroulette

you won't be able to avoid them

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You want to be paid? I consider it a pubic service.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"I don't always get falling-down drunk, but when I do ..."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Years of being controlled and repressed. There's nothing quite as good as a good girl gone bad. (Professional opinion.)