24 Comments
User's avatar
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Anyone notice the YAF crap behind Ricky? Young wingnuts of America, bringing frothy loons like Santorum, Malkin, and (shudder) Coulter to college campuses -- and now they're polluting high schools. Would be interesting to know who bankrolls these assholes, but for some reason we still allow political actors to hide behind the 501(c) "charitable" mask.

Expand full comment
Incoming Ham's avatar

This follower of Jesus doesn't really want to live his life per Jesus' teachings. Not even some of them.

Expand full comment
Incoming Ham's avatar

Did any kids walk out or refuse to attend? If so we should send them cookies.

Expand full comment
Incoming Ham's avatar

I don't think he would actually say vagina, Saying vagina would cost him 3 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers.

Expand full comment
Incoming Ham's avatar

Please open your Bibles to DoucheNozzle Chapter 4, Verse 69

Expand full comment
PubOption's avatar

Why should the invention of the word 'teenager' make those people in their teen years any more selfish?

Expand full comment
Shypixel's avatar

Guy has trouble with grammar.

Been is the past participle.

Being is the present participle.

<blockquote>You['re] <strong><em>being</em></strong> lied to...</blockquote>

Expand full comment
Shypixel's avatar

I prefer Grammar Aficionado.

Expand full comment
Shypixel's avatar

Or you can be a parent and do it for free.

Expand full comment
diogenez's avatar

“Contrary to some of his speeches, I don’t think...."

Contrary to some to Santorum's speeches, I don't think he's really human.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>“Are we better off as a society, are we truly compassionate, by caring for those who are poor and providing things for them. Or are we really compassionate if we say we believe in the dignity of every human life to rise and succeed and are willing to create ladders of success and tolerate failure?” </i>

So this fuckwad thinks there'a an either/or choice here?

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Teen-age girls in slinky dresses? Maybe things weren't so bad in the '30s after all.

Expand full comment
diogenez's avatar

If Rick Santorum ever needs to use a colostomy bag, wouldn't it just attach to his mouth?

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You will be expected to build your own ladder, out of bootstraps.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ricky has yet to figure out that things have changed in the last 100 years.

Expand full comment
𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ricky sure charges a lot to exercise his right to free speech.

Expand full comment