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OK, what?

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Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

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Is this what Crazy Eyes was actually writing on OITNB this season?

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That is a sadness. Check this review and tell me you don't want to get completely wasted and watch this gem.http://www.nytimes.com/movi...

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when you start the journey at rule 34, you know it's gonna be a short trip

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the real question here is- does Crocoduck have a corkscrew penis?

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Oh Roy Sheider why?!

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he feels underused .

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He is sooooooo bad in it. And that the writer/director also wrote "Officer and a Gentleman"...

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That's what Cameron said!

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Saying (sic) for them calling this a novelette is dead on. From the Hugo Award definitions:7,500 words or less: short story7,500-17,500 words: novelette17,500-40,000 words: novellaover 40,000 words: novel.

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If it walks like a crocoduck and it quacks like a crocoduck and it has huge jaws and razor-sharp teeth like a crocoduck, it's a crocoduck.

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+1 point for crocowaddle, -a bajillion points for just giving the fundies more fodder for their war on whatever is hip this week to feel persecuted about

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I have to say, Wonketeers, corcoduck cock is quite the fanciful alliteration. I'd be damn proud to have penned that jewel.

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You wanna know the creedaJacques Derrida? Dere ain't no writerDere ain't no readereider.

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That's Gouda be the worst pun I've ever heard.

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