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The Quirk's avatar

Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

Pugsandcoffee's avatar

Is this what Crazy Eyes was actually writing on OITNB this season?

Solipsister's avatar

That is a sadness. Check this review and tell me you don't want to get completely wasted and watch this gem.http://www.nytimes.com/movi...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

when you start the journey at rule 34, you know it's gonna be a short trip

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the real question here is- does Crocoduck have a corkscrew penis?

Solipsister's avatar

He is sooooooo bad in it. And that the writer/director also wrote "Officer and a Gentleman"...

whitroth's avatar

Saying (sic) for them calling this a novelette is dead on. From the Hugo Award definitions:7,500 words or less: short story7,500-17,500 words: novelette17,500-40,000 words: novellaover 40,000 words: novel.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If it walks like a crocoduck and it quacks like a crocoduck and it has huge jaws and razor-sharp teeth like a crocoduck, it's a crocoduck.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

+1 point for crocowaddle, -a bajillion points for just giving the fundies more fodder for their war on whatever is hip this week to feel persecuted about

Charon's Avatar's avatar

I have to say, Wonketeers, corcoduck cock is quite the fanciful alliteration. I'd be damn proud to have penned that jewel.

doktorzoom's avatar

You wanna know the creedaJacques Derrida? Dere ain't no writerDere ain't no readereider.

Doug Langley's avatar

That's Gouda be the worst pun I've ever heard.