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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT, but why is it that when players play freaky (but good) stuff, it's usually on a Strat?

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Dear God...I followed that link and wound up listening to KRS One. I've spent over 50 years schlepping this pebble...Where.The.Fuck.Have.I.Been??

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fuflans's avatar

you are very funny and new thoughts.

please stay.

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I ran into a friend of mine who lost her mom last year and she's still bummed...and rightfully so. I lost my mom in 1980. I tried to comfort her by telling her to hang in there. The first 25 years are the hardest.

Happy Mother's Day, Wonkette.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Happy Mother's Day, bitches! </i>

Does that make the rest of us "sons of bitches"?

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As I read the article, an add for Family Guy featuring Stewie popped up.

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The Quirk's avatar

We'll issue you a special handicapped plate-- just a pic of a penis in a circle w/ a line through it.

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<i>The boy was proud of the serial amputations, which his parents initially failed to notice. “When we talked about it, he was very straightforward,” Frick recalls. “He said: ‘I want to be a scientist, and I was experimenting. I wanted to see how the cat would react.’ ”</i>

That's some fucked up Dr. Mengele shit right there.

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When I was married, my wife and I would lift up the hair on our nephews forehead in greeting. When asked about this by my sister-in-law, we told her we were just checking to see if the "Mark" had come in.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Chris Matthews and Barney Frank just ate Tony Perkins UP in an interview/debate.

If you haven't seen it, go over to Media Matters for America and check it out.

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chascates's avatar

Today we are all mothers.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Happy Mother's Day, Wonketteers. I'm sending all you moms a $20 flower bouquet that, after handling and delivery fees, cost around $80, for freedom.

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I wonder if they're lefties? <a href="http://www.cracked.com/arti..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cracked.com/article_19808_5-reasons-be...">http://www.cracked.com/arti...

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