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OT, but why is it that when players play freaky (but good) stuff, it's usually on a Strat?

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Dear God...I followed that link and wound up listening to KRS One. I've spent over 50 years schlepping this pebble...Where.The.Fuck.Have.I.Been??

fuflans's avatar

you are very funny and new thoughts.

please stay.

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I ran into a friend of mine who lost her mom last year and she's still bummed...and rightfully so. I lost my mom in 1980. I tried to comfort her by telling her to hang in there. The first 25 years are the hardest.

Happy Mother's Day, Wonkette.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Happy Mother's Day, bitches! </i>

Does that make the rest of us "sons of bitches"?

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As I read the article, an add for Family Guy featuring Stewie popped up.

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We'll issue you a special handicapped plate-- just a pic of a penis in a circle w/ a line through it.

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<i>The boy was proud of the serial amputations, which his parents initially failed to notice. “When we talked about it, he was very straightforward,” Frick recalls. “He said: ‘I want to be a scientist, and I was experimenting. I wanted to see how the cat would react.’ ”</i>

That's some fucked up Dr. Mengele shit right there.

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When I was married, my wife and I would lift up the hair on our nephews forehead in greeting. When asked about this by my sister-in-law, we told her we were just checking to see if the "Mark" had come in.

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Chris Matthews and Barney Frank just ate Tony Perkins UP in an interview/debate.

If you haven't seen it, go over to Media Matters for America and check it out.

chascates's avatar

Today we are all mothers.

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Happy Mother's Day, Wonketteers. I'm sending all you moms a $20 flower bouquet that, after handling and delivery fees, cost around $80, for freedom.

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I wonder if they're lefties? <a href="http://www.cracked.com/arti..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cracked.com/article_19808_5-reasons-be...">http://www.cracked.com/arti...