Well, we tried. By the time he turned 5, Michael had developed an uncanny ability to switch from full-blown anger to moments of pure rationality or calculated charm — a facility that Anne describes as deeply unsettling. “You never know when you’re going to see a proper emotion,” she said. She recalled one argument, over a homework assignment, when Michael shrieked and wept as she tried to reason with him. “I said: ‘Michael, remember the brainstorming we did yesterday? All you have to do is take your thoughts from that and turn them into sentences, and you’re done!’ He’s still screaming bloody murder, so I say, ‘Michael, I thought we brainstormed so we could avoid all this drama today.’ He stopped dead, in the middle of the screaming, turned to me and said in this flat, adult voice, ‘Well, you didn’t think that through very clearly then, did you?’ ”.
Dear God...I followed that link and wound up listening to KRS One. I've spent over 50 years schlepping this pebble...Where.The.Fuck.Have.I.Been??
I ran into a friend of mine who lost her mom last year and she's still bummed...and rightfully so. I lost my mom in 1980. I tried to comfort her by telling her to hang in there. The first 25 years are the hardest.
<i>The boy was proud of the serial amputations, which his parents initially failed to notice. &ldquo;When we talked about it, he was very straightforward,&rdquo; Frick recalls. &ldquo;He said: &lsquo;I want to be a scientist, and I was experimenting. I wanted to see how the cat would react.&rsquo; &rdquo;</i>
That&#039;s some fucked up Dr. Mengele shit right there.
When I was married, my wife and I would lift up the hair on our nephews forehead in greeting. When asked about this by my sister-in-law, we told her we were just checking to see if the &quot;Mark&quot; had come in.
Happy Mother&#039;s Day, Wonketteers. I&#039;m sending all you moms a $20 flower bouquet that, after handling and delivery fees, cost around $80, for freedom.
OT, but why is it that when players play freaky (but good) stuff, it&#039;s usually on a Strat?
Dear God...I followed that link and wound up listening to KRS One. I&#039;ve spent over 50 years schlepping this pebble...Where.The.Fuck.Have.I.Been??
you are very funny and new thoughts.
please stay.
I ran into a friend of mine who lost her mom last year and she&#039;s still bummed...and rightfully so. I lost my mom in 1980. I tried to comfort her by telling her to hang in there. The first 25 years are the hardest.
Happy Mother&#039;s Day, Wonkette.
<i>Happy Mother&#039;s Day, bitches! </i>
Does that make the rest of us &quot;sons of bitches&quot;?
As I read the article, an add for Family Guy featuring Stewie popped up.
We&#039;ll issue you a special handicapped plate-- just a pic of a penis in a circle w/ a line through it.
<i>The boy was proud of the serial amputations, which his parents initially failed to notice. &ldquo;When we talked about it, he was very straightforward,&rdquo; Frick recalls. &ldquo;He said: &lsquo;I want to be a scientist, and I was experimenting. I wanted to see how the cat would react.&rsquo; &rdquo;</i>
That&#039;s some fucked up Dr. Mengele shit right there.
When I was married, my wife and I would lift up the hair on our nephews forehead in greeting. When asked about this by my sister-in-law, we told her we were just checking to see if the &quot;Mark&quot; had come in.
Chris Matthews and Barney Frank just ate Tony Perkins UP in an interview/debate.
If you haven&#039;t seen it, go over to Media Matters for America and check it out.
Today we are all mothers.
Happy Mother&#039;s Day, Wonketteers. I&#039;m sending all you moms a $20 flower bouquet that, after handling and delivery fees, cost around $80, for freedom.
I wonder if they&#039;re lefties? <a href="http://www.cracked.com/arti..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cracked.com/article_19808_5-reasons-be...">http://www.cracked.com/arti...