This is a guest post from your compatriot Alex Ruthrauff, aka “Sheriff Joe Biden.” We are all Jetsons now with our 3D printers spitting out all kinds of shit all the time, like houses and earsand spiky-tipped dildos and also now guns named by unimaginative libertarian dipsticks. Meet the, ahem,
Has anyone priced one of these 3D printers? And have your experiences buying shitloads of toner/ink cartridges for your el cheapo printer taught you anything? The majority of gun deaths among whites are rural people committing suicide. They can just start taking an overdose of pills. The majority of deaths among Blacka or Hispanics are brown on brown murders. They can just remind themselves the police are too busy stopping and frisking their relatives to patrol their neighborhoods.
Obviously someone's got themselves a fully functioning 3D Panic printer!
Seriously, the technology isn't going to get here sooner than we think. Goop that hardens into rigid gunpowder-explosion-harnessing material is called METAL, and we've had that since ... the bronze age.
"Untraceable Guns Everywhere" is already our problem, isn't it?
You&#039;re thinking of the movie classic <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=6oLeFHV1IAA" target="_blank">A Fistful of Potassium</a>
There you go ramming stuff down our throats again!
Dummy! You could just take it to Walgreen&#039;s and have them 3D print it. Duh.
Well, I&#039;m gonna panic anyway. I have been practicing reeling, writhing, and fainting in coils for weeks in anticipation of this announcement.
But I&#039;ll wait to go, uh, ballistic, when they perfect 3D printing of ICBMs.
Has anyone priced one of these 3D printers? And have your experiences buying shitloads of toner/ink cartridges for your el cheapo printer taught you anything? The majority of gun deaths among whites are rural people committing suicide. They can just start taking an overdose of pills. The majority of deaths among Blacka or Hispanics are brown on brown murders. They can just remind themselves the police are too busy stopping and frisking their relatives to patrol their neighborhoods.
&quot;Shooting targets&quot; in Pahrump, huh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
me personally, i want a 3D printer to make funky napkin rings.
but then i&#039;m a libtard and i worry about table etiquette.
3D printed guns don&#039;t kill people...
... computer literacy kills people.
Obviously someone&#039;s got themselves a fully functioning 3D Panic printer!
Seriously, the technology isn&#039;t going to get here sooner than we think. Goop that hardens into rigid gunpowder-explosion-harnessing material is called METAL, and we&#039;ve had that since ... the bronze age.
&quot;Untraceable Guns Everywhere&quot; is already our problem, isn&#039;t it?
When can I 3D print Scarlett Johansson?
So when you fired, you hit everything?
I always seemed to aim the wrong way, and take out the wrong half of the universe.
Let&#039;s ask SkyNet.
I&#039;m far more likely to blow up first.
You&#039;re thinking of the movie classic <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=6oLeFHV1IAA" target="_blank">A Fistful of Potassium</a>
That was one of his greatest scenes
Too late, DHS already bought all the 3D bullet printers, for the guard towers at the FEMA camps.