You know that we are very public service minded here at Wonkette, which is why we're bringing you this handy-dandy column that you can cut out and put in your wallet for the next 1001th time that some idjit tries to explain to you that they don't really hate the gays, but they just don't see a need for gay marriage because you can totally just make a contract for all the rights marriage confers upon you.
Libertarians are just silly children who don't want to have to follow the rules themselves, but would like the most restrictive rules possible for other people, please.
Omaha ... that name sounds suspiciously Arab, like Omaha Bin Laden. It might want to consider changing its name to, say, Springfield. I'm told it can do so by going to court, and that the process is neither expensive nor time consuming.
Just south of Lake Manawa I see what looks like an Ice Dick totally invading Iowa's personal space.
SCOTUS is indeed one of the three <strike>rings</strike> branches of government
except in drought years
Geyhs,
Your kind of happiness doesn&#039;t work for us. Move along.
Sincerely, The Nebraska State Governement
I hear Conservative Rage Tears help make the best mimosas.
Flatness and pigskins.
Libertarians are just silly children who don&#039;t want to have to follow the rules themselves, but would like the most restrictive rules possible for other people, please.
Please try to save some in a bottle! I hear they have magical properties.
Oh, wait. That was Snape. Never mind.
Well, Subarus anyway.
Omaha ... that name sounds suspiciously Arab, like Omaha Bin Laden. It might want to consider changing its name to, say, Springfield. I&#039;m told it can do so by going to court, and that the process is neither expensive nor time consuming.
One morning Gregor Samsa awoke and found that he had been transformed into a giant Republican.
The Conservative Rage: two ounces of Old Granddad, eight ounces of Kaopectate, and a dash of PCP.
Right. And Mutual of Omaha had that nice Wild Kingdom show with Marlin Perkins.
Actually, I don&#039;t mind straight people if they&#039;re not too obvious.
Straight but not narrow...
Also, too &quot;The Citizens of each State shall be entitled to all Privileges and Immunities of Citizens in the several States.&quot;