Now that Donald Sterling has been suspended 4LYFE from the NBA, everyone is lining up to say they'd buy the Clippers, which is probably what the NBA hoped. Force a sale and get this guy gone. Since Magic Johnson has denied reports that he'd consider buying the team, we're forced to consider the other candidates, likely and otherwise.
As the president and CEO of the Abortionplex franchise, with hundreds of locations across America, we are interested in purchasing the team. We really, really like the team name.
Sorry, Trix. We are not buying Mommieblog any more toys.
<i>Billions and billions.</i>
What? No Kanye/Kardashian consortium? Maybe the NBA as cool to the name LA Attention Whores.
<i>Since Magic Johnson has denied reports that he&rsquo;d consider buying the team,</i>
Probably busy trying to revive his ill-fated talk show career, given the sudden market demand for new hosts.
As the president and CEO of the Abortionplex franchise, with hundreds of locations across America, we are interested in purchasing the team. We really, really like the team name.
I see what you did there.
As long as he&#039;s forced to sell to a black person, my schaden will be freuded.