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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sorry, Trix. We are not buying Mommieblog any more toys.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Billions and billions.</i>

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schmannity's avatar

What? No Kanye/Kardashian consortium? Maybe the NBA as cool to the name LA Attention Whores.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Since Magic Johnson has denied reports that he’d consider buying the team,</i>

Probably busy trying to revive his ill-fated talk show career, given the sudden market demand for new hosts.

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Fartknocker's avatar

As the president and CEO of the Abortionplex franchise, with hundreds of locations across America, we are interested in purchasing the team. We really, really like the team name.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I see what you did there.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

As long as he's forced to sell to a black person, my schaden will be freuded.

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