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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Sorry, Trix. We are not buying Mommieblog any more toys.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Billions and billions.</i>

schmannity's avatar

What? No Kanye/Kardashian consortium? Maybe the NBA as cool to the name LA Attention Whores.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Since Magic Johnson has denied reports that he’d consider buying the team,</i>

Probably busy trying to revive his ill-fated talk show career, given the sudden market demand for new hosts.

Fartknocker's avatar

As the president and CEO of the Abortionplex franchise, with hundreds of locations across America, we are interested in purchasing the team. We really, really like the team name.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

As long as he's forced to sell to a black person, my schaden will be freuded.